i like to drink &i smoke. i might quit. caterpillars remind me of eyelashes.
i like the sunshine cos i'm always cold.most of my body-parts may not be perfect, but my tits are.i'm kind of a sour puss.
i eat bullshit now because it doesn't taste as bad as it used to and it's
low in calories.i'm happy because i'm stupid.i've been peppersprayed.
i've been peed on. twice.
I'M KIND OF WEIRD.i think i am allergic to avacados and bananas.
i think everyone is secretly in denial of their own insanity and i think people are afraid of the extent of their imaginations.i wish i could die for some parts of the day. or atleast fall asleep on the sun &melt like ice cream.i drink more coffee than howard shultz.
not many people can make me laugh. mostly i just laugh at myself.most of the time this is what i'm thinking:
suck my dick, SHUUUT THE FUUUCK UP, or suck the fart out of my ass.
i don't eat meat, either. you can shove some chicken mcnuggets in my face and i will simply. not. care.oh yeah. DISCO.
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