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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: The white man gave me Dan. But, My Afro/Indian name is Wind X
Birthday: 4-22. Mommy says the magic smoke lingering in the air effected my little developing brain.
Birthplace: I punched through the navel! Tunnels frighten me.
Current Location: Second star on the left straight on till morning.
Eye Color: Darkness!
Hair Color: On my Ass or Back?
Height: Three apples high.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Depends on which is smoother at the time.
Your Heritage: Albino American.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Horse.
Your Weakness: Fellatio incapacitates me. That's right evil doers it's the only way to strip me of my super powers. Try it! I dare you!
Your Fears: Getting Polio and having a fireside chat about said question.
Your Perfect Pizza: If you're hungry and need a feasta. Move your feetsa to Daddy Greens Pizza!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Field would be nice. But, Soccer would be better. I like the idea of that fat guy on Telemundo screaming my achievement.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: By the Dark Overlord!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why are my sheets wet? And why is Teddy missing so much stuffing?
Your Best Physical Feature: My opposable thumbs. It's what seperates me from the animals.
Your Bedtime: Never! The CIA is watching!
Your Most Missed Memory: Where my keys are.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi. Too many Columbians die over Coke.
MacDonalds or Burger King: The King has faced Vader! Ronald invites kids into his "Play Place" and has a purple dick head for a friend.
Single or Group Dates: You can't play Crisco Twister an a single date.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Mr.T! I pity the fool!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Nilla Pleez! Every one knows to roll with the coco.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Only if it comes from that fin spreading mermaid. Oh man is she flexible!
Do you Smoke: Yes! I'm Spicy!
Do you Swear: Ok fine, Yes I swear I'm spicy!
Do you Sing: I fart in 7 different occtaves. Beat that Mariah!
Do you Shower Daily: Only Italian. Other wise I let kitty clean me.
Have you Been in Love: Like a Green Baret I'm in and out before you know it. I'm very mysterious.
Do you want to go to College: Only if the graduation speech involves Lord of the Rings and drug using Track athletes.
Do you want to get Married: Not if I can dodge a shotgun.
Do you belive in yourself: Thats why I believe in Crystal Light.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only if the boat is being rocked by a naked hairy fat man with infant gerbils feeding off his breast.
Do you think you are Attractive: 100 midgets stuffing bills in my pants can't be wrong! Oh wait, Thats when I was a clown at my nephew's birthday. Never mind
Are you a Health Freak: The kind you don't bring home to mother.
Do you get along with your Parents: My biological or the magical forest creatures that raised me?
Do you like Thunderstorms: How else am I going to bring my bride to life? Hmmmmm?
Do you play an Instrument: Assaxaphone
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Lishten....youh..half nooooh right tu juje mhee.
In the past month have you Smoked: I'm always smoking!...........I'm Spicy!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Dopamine, Seretonin, Nor-epinephrine. Oh and I snort Pixie Stix
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Thats what duct tape and rope is made for.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Some one has to clean up the food court.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: In front of Jenny Craig.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I like to see the chef kill gill.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes, last month was denial. This month is acceptance.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No. But, I've taken one.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Who needs water to get naked?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Hearts!......They taste great and have those cool little messages on them.
Ever been Drunk: Only with my pal BFI
Ever been called a Tease: Maby, Tee Hee
Ever been Beaten up: That girl scout was on roids I tell ya!
Ever Shoplifted: You can't prove a thing; I came in wearing this thong!
How do you want to Die: Natural 20 Baby! Critical hit, awww yea!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Real Wooden Boy!
What country would you most like to Visit: Atlantis or Narnia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: As long as they match. No Pirates or Cyclops.
Favourite Hair Color: Midnight Clear
Short or Long Hair: Business in the front, party in the back. Mullets are sexy!
Height: Must be at least 4'11" to ride this attraction.
Weight: The weight capacity of this attraction is 125 lbs
Best Clothing Style: The new ones that emperor is wearing.
Number of Drugs I have taken: I don't take drugs. The flying purple alligator gets them back when I'm done.
Number of CDs I own: Pirates don't own CD's arrrrrrgh!
Number of Piercings: One at the end of mini me. I've had it for as long as I can remember.
Number of Tattoos: I have an M on each cheek. When i bend over it spells MOM.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None, which I haven't learned from. "The more you know" (shooting star)

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