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*RectalGingivitis*

I am here for Friends

About Me

Hi people.Am not too good about this self description stuff, probabaly cos am a generally boring person.Hi. My name is Dan. I am an alcoholic. I live in Blyth and work at a consultancy......... you get the idea.I started this site cos i was bored one night and saw a mates' site on here.If you wanna talk say something to me..........

My Interests

I like to meet freaks and generally interesting people to excite my uneventful existance.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet freaks for casual encounters. I dont mean people who think they are freaks, but real freaks such as people who have had facial surgery to look like an animal such as a golden marmoset or a some kind of mantis. I would also consider hilariously disfigured persons, genetically mutated animals or humans, or at if pressed persons who are expremely tall, small, fat, thin, bendy or some other derivative.

Music:

I like all sorts of music. I recently heard a good one called 'Plop,' which was composed of the noises that are made when a big stool falls from an ass into the bottom of the toilet bowl. Was quite interesting as the greater the distance of the ass from the water line the higher the pitch of the note.

Movies:

Sin City, Nightmare on Elm Street 1-7, some 1980s film set on a plane with an alien on the wing ripping out the engine sending a passenger crazy..... if anyone knows the name please please please tell me.

Television:

I watch some TV sometimes, buts its' generally a load of s**t

Books:

I don't read cos I read too much as a student and at work

My Blog

Non-sense

Howdy.   My first blog. Nice........  I was wonderin (at 4.10am) if anyone fancied taking me over to KFC, but then realised that it won't be open.  How inconvenient.  I had a hanke...
Posted by *RectalGingivitis* on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 08:23:00 PST