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~ I love monkeys and swiss cheese ~ I am a musician who can play pretty much everything (just ask your girlfriend) ~ I was in the United States Navy ~ I love the Used but Guns N' Roses are the greatest band ever ~ I am definitely a smart ass (hey, it's better than being a dumb ass) ~ I hit a cow once ~ I love my mom and my sister more than anyone in the world ~ I read before bed ~ I'm a guy, I love doing stupid shit (like setting things on fire) ~ I think women are slightly confusing sometimes but I love 'em ~ I will have an English Bulldog someday named Mr. Beefy Butthead (aka B.B. King, aka Senor Beefcake) ~ I hate frat boys, popped collars, and men who wear flip-flops with jeans ~ I really believe that the overall intelligence of mankind is on a downward spiral ~ Whatever, I do what I want ~ I worship the likes of Axel Rose, Dio, Slash, and Tommy Lee ~ I love cut-off metal shirts ~ I can probably beat you at Guitar Hero ~ I like to cuddle ~ I survived with a beer bottle cap in my stomach for two months ~ Did I mention that I hit a cow once? ~ I'm kinda girly but in a manly way ~ I enjoy controversy ~ I strongly believe that Jagermeister is the blood of Gods ~ If you take what I say the wrong way, it's your own damn fault and yes, I am a shit starter ~ I enjoy camping and messing around with dangerous animals ~ I'm somewhat organized but really confused, some say I am 'lost' ~ There is one that will always be on my mind ~ I prefer darkness ~ I won't talk much the first time I meet you but the second time you may hear my life story ~ My friends call me the Master Of Revenge ~ I can quote every line in Top Gun ~ "I am my father's son but he's a phantom, a mystery, and that leaves me nothing!" ~ I LIKE MUSIC!!

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The Past Week In A Nut Sack

HOLY FUCKING HELL!!! Can you believe that life is starting to go well for me?  Especially the past couple of weeks, they have been amazing!  I went to the Indy zoo with Heather (read- the new girlfrie...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jun 2009 08:40:00 GMT

Saving The Sexy Librarian From The Milk Nazi Using Indiana Jones Technology And A Ninja Sword

I woke up at four fuckin thirty this morning next to a hot naked chic... and that naked chic would be my new girlfriend.  It was awesome.  And you know what's getting ready to go down?  Do ya?  Punk.....
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jun 2009 02:17:00 GMT

Get out of here if you don't know, Casanova is just being punished for going to desolation row.

When I stop to think about my life now compared to my life before, I can't help but grin a little.  I've come a long way.  Usually when I think of things that I "have," it's hard to name more than one...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Apr 2009 07:12:00 GMT

Music to Check Out - February 2009

Dave Mathews Band sucks!  If that upsets anybody in here, youre the problem in our country.  Because somebody had a difference of opinion than you, you felt personally attacked instead of focusing o...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Apr 2009 12:05:00 GMT

Log, log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood. Log, log, it's better than bad, it's good!

Hola bueno gato huevo gorda chicas.  (I think that means, "hello good cat egg fat girls.")  I just ate some food.  Now I'm getting ready to go to work.  It's my Friday though so that's pretty romulata...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Apr 2009 17:36:00 GMT

Shocker On Shock Street

So if 2007 was the worst year of my life, 2008 was definitely the most stressful.  It's all over now though!  Look out Lafayette.  KTHM is on the loose again.  I have been editing up some old Till DET...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Mar 2009 10:09:00 GMT

Philosophy Precis (10-25-06)

Out of the Platonic doctrines read about in the Republic and Other Works, the one that I found to be most interesting and possibly the most plausible would be Socrates' theory of recollection.  This t...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Feb 2009 08:33:00 GMT

The Girl With the Preppy Boyfriend

     Okay, still going through old songs.  I think I wrote this when I was a freshman or sophomore (so, about eight years ago).  Give me a break, I was young.  I listened to a lot of pop-punk at the t...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Feb 2009 12:14:00 GMT

Or Was It Self-Defense?

Why do you try so hard to kill me?  Make me feel like this is my fault, when everyone already knows the truth; it's you...If I could take a knife to you and get away with it, it's a sure bet I'd be co...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Feb 2009 11:39:00 GMT

Best Believe She Got That Good Thang, She My Lil' Hood Thang. Bust It Baby!!

Ah the wolves are again at my heel.  So much anger, it's hard to think.  Say what you will.  You are a liar and a sycophant.  You made me believe that what you said was gold.  All of you.  FUCK!!!!!!!...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Feb 2009 08:38:00 GMT