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JEFF

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About Me

As a child prodigy Jeff Rigsby or as called in some circles "Supreme Dictator 4 Life" was born with 4 out of 5 stars, two thumbs up, and a medallion proclaiming, "he is an honest to God Prince". In the years of his upbringing he performed many accomplishments through the art of Ninjitsu in the outer regions of the Yukon which is a territory in Canada, which in past years was connected to Alaska of the United States which was connected to Asia by way of a "Land Bridge" which connects Ninjitsu to the Canadian Yukon Territory. On several occasions he would be seen running through the neighborhood with a samurai sword in one hand and a decapitated doll head in the other. This was not an uncommon site in the neighborhood as everyone feared and respected Jeff, being ever so careful as to never look him in the eye, for the penalty was certain death. In his 8th year of life he was elected to "Team Destiny" and after leading a successful campaign to dethrone the Boy Scouts of America was a Co-Founder and two-term President of the "Future Leaders Of The World" or FLOTW. Local legend has it that due to his Supreme (no pun intended) intellect he forwent his middle school education to attend The Gifted Great General George Patton School For The Gifted or the GGGGPSFTG that concentrated on Global Thermonuclear War, Guerrilla Warfare, Trade Embargo Sanctions, The Occupation of France, Excerpts of Alexander The Greats Autobiography (Straight As An Arrow), Bird Migrations,and Pai Mei 5 Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique. From his graduation at GGGGPSFTG Jeff went on to high school for one year in Fort Wayne, Indiana. After graduating on day 2 due to Teacher, Principal, and Superintendent jealousy he then accepted a full ride fellowship to The North American School For Boys Who Are Meant For Greatness or TNASFBWAMFG. While attending TNASFBWAMFG he was E-1 Private, E-2, Private 1st Class, E-3 Lance Corporal, E-4 Sergeant, E-5 Sergeant, E-6 Staff Sergeant, E-7 Gunnery Sergeant, E8 Master Sergeant, E-9 First Sergeant, E-9 Master Gunnery Sergeant, E-9 Sergeant Major, Chief Warrant Officer 1, Chief Warrant Officer 2, Chief Warrant Officer 3, Chief Warrant Officer 4, Chief Warrant Officer 5, 0-1 Second Lieutenant, 0-2 First Lieutenant, 0-3 Captain, 0-4 Major, 0-5 Lieutenant Colonel, 0-6 Colonel, 0-7 Brigadier General, 0-8 Major General, 0-9 Lieutenant General, 0-10 General, and by his final year Commandant of the Academy. During his commencement speech as not only the Commandant but the Valedictorian and Salutatorian he spoke of the impact his legacy would leave and the marks he would leave behind on those he passed. With the audience in tears weeping because of the magnitude of this moment and his God given control of a crowd time stopped. Yes time itself as we know it paused for 2.46476 seconds to pay it's respect to this man. Also, it is in this speech we believe that Jeff first foreshadows to his plan for The Bridge Project when he says: The future is the crossroads of tomorrow, there for we should cross. This leads us to the present day.
PORTFOLIO JeffRigsby.com
WEDDING Jeff & Linzi
PHOTOS Flickr
EMAIL [email protected]

My Interests

• Friends
• Graphic Design
• Golf
• Guitar
• Kinship
• Linzi
• Mountain Dew
• Music
• Painting
• Photography
• Saxaphone
• Sarcasm
• Web Design

I'd like to meet:

• Don Chaffer
• Lori Chaffer
• Johnny Cash
• Michael J. Fox
• Bill Murray
• Billy Corgan
• I Wouldn't Mind Meeting The Beach About 4-5 Times A Day
• Myself In 10 Years To Shake My Hand Or Smack Me In The Head

Books:

• Calvin & Hobbes
• The Message
• Liner Notes Of Album Covers

Heroes:

• Don Chaffer
• That "Jesus" Guy
• Billy Corgan
• Johnny Cash
• Jimmy Wonser And His Beard

My Blog

Countdown To Oneness

I'm getting married here this weekend. Let me know if you can make it out.
Posted by JEFF on Tue, 22 May 2007 08:19:00 PST

I Bought A House

Linzi and I bought a house, it's white. I officially am in debt for the next 30 years. if you need to borrow money.........go elsewhere. You can go here Jeff & Linzi to find out more about the new ...
Posted by JEFF on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 08:45:00 PST

ENGAGED

Im engaged as of Friday, September 8, 2006. Her name is Linzi and she is no longer in stock. She has officially been claimed. If you want to know more, ask me.
Posted by JEFF on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 10:07:00 PST

I Am So Upset.

I can't believe Notre Dame just lost to USC with 3 seconds left in the game. I am so depressed. Here's to hoping the rest of the country has at least 3 losses and Notre Dame wins out.
Posted by JEFF on Sun, 16 Oct 2005 06:05:00 PST

A Message From Tom Cruise

Hi this is Tom Cruise, I'm hacking into everybody's Myspace blog to let the world know I love Katie Holmes!
Posted by JEFF on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

How To Burn Down The House

So when I was little my parents use to hassle me about not leaving lights on in my room, remembering to turn off the fan, and keeping "flammable" items away from the light sockets. For the most part ...
Posted by JEFF on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

SHHH! Quiet Time!

I have been having consistant "Quiet Time" for about 2 weeks now. Today I became aware however that I am slightly (to be subtle) selfish when it comes to my "Quiet time". I tend to have my time with...
Posted by JEFF on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Portfolio

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Posted by JEFF on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Random Thought 1

How cool would it be to really be that person who totally passes out at their computer. You know, like you wake up and your keyboard is totally covered in slobber. All the crevases between the key...
Posted by JEFF on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST