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About Me

I subscribe to the zoological school of wine drinking: if it has an animal on it, I drink it.

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Where to Find Shiner Bock In Las Vegas, NV.

"Ship?"
"Yup?" said the ship.
"Do what I do."

The ship though about this for a few milliseconds and then, after double checking all the seals on its heavy duty bulkheads, it began slowly, inexorably, in the hazy blaze of its lights, to sink to the lowest depths.

When you live in the country you don't have to buy a dog. City people drop them off at your front gate in the middle of the night.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Well, I already have a wife, two kids,rap video dancer girlfriend, a mistress, a dominatrix, a gold digger, several camwhores of all ages, two gay lovers (one top, one bottom), a pagan black guy, a spiritual guide who wears an Alf mask, a dog, cat, a goldfish, a hamster, a certified stalker, and a bird named Bob. Please apply within if there are any other roles that you would like to fill.

My Blog

Dating 102

It is amazing how many steps you can skip in the dating process if, on the 5th date, you simply take her to the emergency room and sit by her bed holding her hand until 5AM.It has been a long we...
Posted by Don't Panic! on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 02:18:00 PST

Do you want to f*ck me?

"Hi", she said as she sat down next to me. "Do you want to fuck me?" Not thinking I understood correctly, or maybe I was hoping I misunderstood, I asked, "Pardon me?" "Do you want to fuck me?" s...
Posted by Don't Panic! on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 02:25:00 PST

Anyway...

06/19/2008 So I do really not like this new layout. I'm also not biting this "but give it a few days and I think you'll find that things are laid out quite simply" crap. That i...
Posted by Don't Panic! on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 08:34:00 PST

Pits

You were leaving us behind, and starting anew.Everyone was guessing, but I knew whom you really blew. Booze was a factor, the things it got us to do.But I kept my mouth shut, and so did you. Now that ...
Posted by Don't Panic! on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 08:12:00 PST

Not Subscribing

I have a coworker who is currently suffering through paying for two houses while trying to sell one of them. I understand that this can be stressful. However, it is also not that interesting.&nb...
Posted by Don't Panic! on Tue, 27 May 2008 01:56:00 PST

Oh Where Do My Bloggers Be?

Is it me or has the blogging community shifted? If you look to your left you will see my subscription list. Most of those people used to post regularly. Some still do. A few mo...
Posted by Don't Panic! on Fri, 23 May 2008 12:20:00 PST

4 Weeks Late (UPDATED)

Just to clarify, no I am not a father. I wasn't dating this girl either. She's a young friend of mine that I met through work. ------------------------------------------------------------ -...
Posted by Don't Panic! on Fri, 09 May 2008 08:38:00 PST

Cure Breast Cancer

I'm watching Run Lola Run right now. It's a pretty good movie so far. A couple of months ago I had decided to take on more outside physical activities. This was to go along with the gym th...
Posted by Don't Panic! on Mon, 05 May 2008 08:18:00 PST

My advice to young women

Yes, everyone thinks it is a horrible idea. Everyone is telling you no. Don't do it. Blah, blah blah, blah blah. I know you are not going to listen. Hell, all of the nega...
Posted by Don't Panic! on Fri, 02 May 2008 10:34:00 PST

Some Stuff

I have an Xbox and PS2 I don't need anymore. I used to have a Gamecube but I sold that on craigslist. Nobody wanted the Xbox though. Along those lines, I have a bunch of old vid...
Posted by Don't Panic! on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 12:07:00 PST