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Die Emo

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About Me

I sit alone, in the dark, in my own front yard. I write poems, songs, and romance novels for my girlfriend Michelle. I tailor my pants, part my hair to one side, and cry, a lot.
I'm trendy, but I'm average! Like, you know what I mean?
Well, I thought I was average. Until one day, while I was minding my own business, listening to Bright Eyes... I was accosted. By a hardcore kid.
He picked up change all over my face. He was doing the windmill on my genitals. All I wanted to do was write Conor Oberst influenced poetry.
:( Now my life is a mess, and I keep making weird videos to supress emotions brought on by a troubled upbringing and years of bad relationships. Cricketsoda.com changed my life for the better. I'm a better man now. I really am.
Watch More Videos at Cricketsoda.com:
1) Hang Emo Hang
2) Die Emo Die
3) The Shoestring Incident
4) Dance Annorexic Dance
5) Steel Reserve Realty (Starring Nugget)
6) Sidewalk Dancing
7) This is a CAT, eating it's own ASS.
8) Outdoor Burrito Festival.
9) Breaking the Bank.
10) Emo Finds New Shelter.
11) Third World Kung Fu.

My Interests

Emo, showering, romance, poetry, heartbreak, showering with other people, being slutty, cigarettes, coffee, kewl hair, love, writing sonnets, playing in my band, singing about love, making out with girls AND boys, coffee shops, crying about heartbreak (to release EMOtion!), buddy holly glasses, sweaters, argyle, the color black (and blue), bands that make people think (and cry), socialism, being meat free, sXe, ardor, experimentation, androgyny, going to shows

I'd like to meet:

lyricists, poets, Rivers Cuomo, only children, emo punkies, hot heartbroken hussies, criers, existentialists, ex girlfriends, musicians, cowards, runts, singer/songwriters, photographers, artists, Isaac Brock... you, if you promise not to hurt my heart.

Music:

Bright Eyes, Dashboard Confessional, Saves the Day, Sunny Day Real Estate, The Arcade Fire, Jawbreaker, Jets to Brazil, Face to Face, Cursive, The Good Life, Death Cab for Cutie, Modest Mouse, Coheed and Cambria, Pretty Girls Make Graves, the Postal Service, the Smiths, Morrissey, Brand New, the Ataris, Taking Back Sunday, Thursday, Matchbook Romance, Boxcar Racer, Lovedrug, Coldplay, Mewithoutyou, the Juliana Theory, At the Drive In, Grandaddy, Nine Inch Nails, The Boy Least Likely To, Sigur Ros

Movies:

Breakfast at Tiffany's (1961), Casablanca (1942), Zhivago (1965), Elvira Madigan (1967), Moonstruck (1987), Summertime (1955), The Bridges of Madison County (1995), The Umbrellas of Cherbourg (1964), The Way We Were (1973), When Harry Met Sally (1989), Harold and Maude (1971)

Television:

The Gillmore Girls, MTV2, and the OC!!
I am 94% Emo.
.. Holy gee whilikers... I am as emo as it gets... I will try to cheer the heck up and stop wiping my nose on my sweater... Take the
Emo Test
@ FualiDotComI am 94% Metrosexual.
.. Well, aren’t I fancy? Mr. Fancy Pants! People think I am very stylish… and gay. They may be right on both counts. But don’t mind them, the ladies love me, and so do I! Take the
Metrosexual Test
@ FualiDotCom

Books:

Omg, the Perks of Being a Wallflower is the only book I have ever read, because since I first picked it up at 14, I have been reading it constantly. Omg, it's so touching. Especially the end. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!! AHAHAHAA

Heroes:

Conor, duh!

My Blog

Newest and Best Video

How do you like the new video? http://www.cricketsoda.com/content/movies/steel_reserve_real ty_watch.php
Posted by Die Emo on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 11:59:00 PST

Attention Bitches

Me and my roommate were discussing how beautiful you were, and how fucked up it was that I have only received two emails including boobies. We have decided that it would be best if you, if you are att...
Posted by Die Emo on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 01:49:00 PST

Chuck to the Head

Watch the new video, and tell me how much of an asshole my roommate is. It'll make me feel better about my life.
Posted by Die Emo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Being emo is kind of like being a capitalist...

So I went ahead and okayed the cheap, online, public marketing of assortedly bizarre pictures of myself on it. If I ever saw someone wearing a t-shirt, or thong, with a picture of me hanging on a fla...
Posted by Die Emo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I have really bad strep throat...and it made me cry.

My girlfriend broke up with me because I can't make out with her anymore. I'm really sad. The one thing that would make me happy, are pictures of beautiful girls... with their shirts off... but well, ...
Posted by Die Emo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The world is spinning so fast!

I went to this party last night, and there was this group of girls who noticed me from the videos. They were really hott, and they were sharing a bottle of Grey Goose vodka between eachother. So I was...
Posted by Die Emo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I need validation to fill the empty space my father left...

Love me.
Posted by Die Emo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Like, oh my god, the best news in the world (of emo)!!!

Saddle Creek to release compilation DVD! I'm so stoked I wet my nancy pants!
Posted by Die Emo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The spike trodden path of dark bleeding agony...

Today when I woke up, there was a completely empty house. I became very, very paranoid... thinking that for sure my heinous room mates were to jump out of every room with padded, or even unpadded base...
Posted by Die Emo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Crucifixion equals pain.

I don't really feel like talking about this, but I was walking home from a radical party, to which I was asked to leave for changing the music... which sucks... but as soon as I got home, I was fuckin...
Posted by Die Emo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST