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About Me

Not much to me. Or maybe there is. Depends on who you are and how much I tell you. To my friends (which are few and far between despite my MySpace friend count), I am just me. To everyone else I am simply enigmatic, misunderstood, and eccentric. I am many things in fact; there is no one word that can describe me.I am Dante. A member of the National Guard, prior 3 year active army duty. 5'4" and about 140 lbs. 22 years old. I am here on planet Earth because I am merely a by-product of two people having some fun in bed (or wherever). I am on MySpace just because I can talk to my few friends on here. But in reality I am a loner and enjoy it.Not actively searching for a relationship. If you want to know why, just message me. Though I will not pass up a good woman should one appear but there is a slim chance of that occuring. At the moment my primary focus is making money the right way, getting my education, and living how I see fit. Want to know more? I accept messages readily.

My Interests

Video Games, Reading, Taking Walks, Eating Out, Listening To Various Music, Animals, Computers, Relaxing

I'd like to meet:

Someone with a working brain. Someone that doesn't waste their life blaming everyone else for their own doings. Someone with some sort of decency. Able to hold an intelligent conversation as opposed to tossing lame jokes all over the place. I am adverse to hardcore ghetto/street folks, drunks, druggies, feminazis, and manginas. Friends are fine with me though it is not a requirement for me to exist properly but I don't mind them either.

Music:

I like nearly all kinds of music but with the exception of country and opera (well most anyways...depends on the style I guess). I can be listening to Beethoven one moment and then Tupac the next. As far as myself being musically talented, I have zero talent. So for those taking further interest in my existence, don't count on me singing, dancing, or playing any sort of instrument.

Movies:

Mainly action flicks, action-comedy, comedy, some suspense and horror and definitely b-movies. Hilarious stuff.

Television:

Rarely watch it other than nature documentaries, sometimes the news, and pro-wrestling. I find it more interesting thatn reality Tv which has pretty much taken over the tube.

Books:

Mainly humor, fact-finders, and books on animals and military vehicles.

Heroes:

None I can think of off the bat.

My Blog

More Factoids About Dante: Things Dante Fears

Dante fears:1) street thugs2) stupid people3) most women4) standing near heights5) drowning6) silence in a public area (you just never know)7) most large dogs8) the dark (not the dark itself but what ...
Posted by The Enigmatic Cynicist on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 03:04:00 PST

Both Sides of The Card: Sluts

Sluts. To some guys this word is bliss. A nice, easy piece of ass. To others, it is a distasteful word. And to others, it is a distasteful woman who needs to die of AIDS. But believe it or not, there ...
Posted by The Enigmatic Cynicist on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 12:23:00 PST

Both Sides Of The Card

Hello folks and welcome to the first series of Dante's rants known as "Both Sides Of The Card". I am your author Dante the Apathetic Enigma and today's rant n' rave will be about Halloween. Here it go...
Posted by The Enigmatic Cynicist on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 09:26:00 PST

Factoids About Dante "Nicknames"

Everyone has been called different names at different points of their lives. Here are some of the nicknames I have been called throughout my life:1) Smart Guy named for the star of the sitcom "Smart G...
Posted by The Enigmatic Cynicist on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 10:20:00 PST

More Food Facts

1) Dante will not eat cole slaw, potato salad, or macaroni salad. He finds them quite repulsive.2) Dante prefers the flesh of his plums to be a reddish or purplish color as opposed to the less sweet y...
Posted by The Enigmatic Cynicist on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 01:02:00 PST

Fun Night Two Nights Ago

Had quite a bit of fun two nights ago. Well first I'll start with earlier in the day. I came over my best friend's house and we were talking about what to do that day. In addition to that, his grandmo...
Posted by The Enigmatic Cynicist on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 11:32:00 PST

Factoids About Dante

The first series of factoids deal with food. More to come...1) Dante hates mustard.2) Dante hates mayonnaise.3) Dante hates okra.4) Dante has eaten cheese fries and they have actually caused him to re...
Posted by The Enigmatic Cynicist on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 07:00:00 PST

Update on What's Going On

Nothing much really folks. I am pretty much on the hunt for a job dealing with security since me being military will help gt my foot in the door better. They tend to give higher pay to military person...
Posted by The Enigmatic Cynicist on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 06:59:00 PST

My Bar Experience Before The CLS Test

This section has to deal with outside of the class.The night before the pre-written test I was in my room just watching Godzilla: Final Wars on my laptop when there was someone knocking at my door. It...
Posted by The Enigmatic Cynicist on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 03:14:00 PST

My Combat Life Saver School Experience

Sorry I have not posted this earlier but I had to be in the mood to do it. Plus I am quite bored so...well here it is.Pretty interesting course. About 4-5 days long and taking place at Fort Indiantown...
Posted by The Enigmatic Cynicist on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 02:32:00 PST