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Bette

Oh, poor you... what do you want, a Whitman's Sampler?

About Me

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Some Favorite Quotes:
"But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven." -Matthew 10:32-33, KJV
"An eye for an eye makes the whole world go blind." - Gandhi
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." – Albert Einstein
"A man who won't die for something is not fit to live." -Martin Luther King Jr.
"Misery loves company." - Anonymous
"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-- I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference." -- Robert Frost (1915)
"All great truths begin as blasphemies." -George Bernard Shaw
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." -Albert Einstein.
"Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much." -Oscar Wilde
"Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world." -Albert Einstein
"If you can't stand behind our troops, please, feel free to stand in front of them." -Maximus
"Everybody hates America, but everybody wants to live in America." - Anonymous
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity."- Albert Einstein
"Lack of money is the root of all evil." -- George Bernard Shaw
"Live as if your were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever." -- Gandhi
"Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment." -- Buddha
"The earth is the cradle of mankind - one cannot remain in the cradle forever" -- Konstantin Tsiolkovsky
"Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich." - Napoleon
"It's better to be alone than to be in bad company." -Anonymous
"Women might be able to fake orgasms but men can fake whole relationships." - Sharon Stone
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||| 56%
Stability |||| 20%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 53%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 63%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 43%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 70%
Artistic |||||||||||||| 56%
Religious |||||||||||||||| 63%
Hedonism |||||||||| 36%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 70%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Avoidant |||||||||| 36%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Wealth |||||||||||| 43%
Dependency |||||| 30%
Change averse |||||| 30%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Peter pan complex |||||| 23%
Physical security |||||||||| 36%
Physical Fitness || 10%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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This is a pretty close discription of moi:
The Scorpion is one intense little creature, with enough poison in its own tail to disable or kill a much larger opponent. But the problem with this kind of built-in biological weaponry is that it must be mastered in order to be used most effectively. You Scorpios can use your "stinger" for self-defense, using your powerful emotional awareness to render your opponent harmless. But there is a sexual component of poisonous tail also, and until you learn to control those strong urges, you may find yourself in uncomfortable situations.
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My Interests


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Music, movies, drinking, reading, hanging out with friends, playing nintendo DS, shopping when I have money, traveling, etc.
Seven Minute Sopranos

My Cousin Vinny:
Texas Style DUI, this is how we do it where I'm from.

Borat: Guide to Dating

Weird Al, I'm Fat...

I'd like to meet:

Laid back people...

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Music:


Creedence Clearwater Revival, Chuck Berry, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Guns N Roses, Madonna (80s and 90s), Metallica, Hank Williams Jr., Alabama, Ray Charles, Willie Nelson, Goo Goo Dolls, Bee Gees, Carole King, Bob Seger, The Who, Brooks and Dunn, AC/DC, Ozzy Osbourne, Elvis Presley, David Bowie, Prince, Faith Hill, George Strait, Johnny Cash, Jimi Hendrix, Michael Jackson, Michael Buble, Journey, Kenny G, Mariah Carey, Marvin Gaye, Outkast, ABBA, Ian Van Dahl, Queen, DJ Sammy, Reba McEntire, Rod Stewart, Ronnie Milsap, Selena, Shania Twain, The Beatles, The Doors, Janis Joplin, The Eagles, The Judds, The Temptations, almost all classic Motown recording artists, Tim McGraw, Whitney Houston, Frank Sinatra, Tina Turner, Ashanti, Oldies, The Doors, Al Green, Backstreet Boys, NSync, Sarah McLachlan, Bon Jovi... and MANY MANY others.

Movies:

Titanic, The Godfather (Parts I and II ONLY... they never should've been allowed to make a Part III), Scarface, Goodfellas, Childs Play, Gremlins, A Bronx Tale, Freaks (1932), Elephant Man, Shawshank Redemption, Lady and the Tramp, The Labyrinth, Monster, Teen Witch, Walk the Line, The Hills Have Eyes (2006 UnRated Version), The Great Gatsby, Pride and Prejudice, Cinderella Man, The People vs. Larry Flint, Forrest Gump, Steel Magnolias, La Bamba, Urban Cowboy, Toy Story, Saturday Night Fever, Gladiator, Silence of the Lambs, Baby Boom, Armageddon, Coming to America, The Mummy, Sixteen Candles, American History X, Boyz N the Hood, Greed (Silent movie 1924), Just One of the Guys, ... just to name a few....

Television:

NASA TV, The Joy of Painting, Oprah, Wife Swap, Swaping Spouses, X-Factor, American Idol (Auditions), Super Nanny, Six Feet Under, Sex and the City, The Sopranos, Ghost Hunters, Dave Chappelle, Mythbusters, Star Trek The Next Generation, Tales from the Crypt, Everybody Loves Raymond, Family Guy, I Claudius (BBC Series), Seinfeld, The Golden Girls, Jimmy Kimmel, The Simpsons, Unsolved Mysteries, American Justice, Dr. G. Medical Examiner, Autopy with Dr. Baden (HBO), Documentaries on HBO, Family Plots... just to name a few....

Books:

I love AM New York! and the New York Post
Flowers for Algernon
The Great Gatsby
Diana Her True Story
Howard Stern Private Parts
Riding Rockets

Heroes:

God, My mommy, Princess Diana, Oprah Winfrey, Joel Osteen, Al Pacino, Angela Bassett, John Candy, George Carlin, Howard Stern, Whoopi Goldberg, Robin Williams, Albert Einstein, Richard Pryor, Robert De Niro, Joe Pesci, Bob Ross, Tom Hanks, and Morgan Freeman.

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My Blog

Can you believe this shit??

 I asked an old professor of mine for a recommendation and he refused because he said I didn't "perform up to highest standards" .... he also said that he didn't think his recommendation would do...
Posted by Bette on Wed, 02 May 2007 05:02:00 PST

The Year Was 1906

THE YEAR 1906This will boggle your mind, I know it did mine!The year is 1906.One hundred years ago.What a difference a century makes!Here a re some of the U.S. statistics for the Year 1906 : ********...
Posted by Bette on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 04:21:00 PST

More on me....

..START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE>THE BEST SURVEY EVER... NO MORE BORING QUESTIONS!the boring questions...ok so whats your name?:Bette how old are you?:25 your home town..?:San Antonio, TX where you live...
Posted by Bette on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 04:08:00 PST

Getting to know me...

Get to Know Me...About You...NicknameBette with an ESexyesEye Colordark brownHair Colordark brownHeight6'11"Favorite ColorBlue/turquoisScreen NameBette with an EYour Carsubway/MTAYour HometownSan Anto...
Posted by Bette on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 12:40:00 PST

Employee Changes: January 2007

To all Employees: Effective January 2007 Dress Code 1. It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume y...
Posted by Bette on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 01:47:00 PST

Prayer Request for My Mom

Just wanted to ask for everyone's prayers please. My mom, was diagnosed with lung cancer, stage 3 and is currently going through chemotherapy. Please pray for my mother's recovery. Thanks! :...
Posted by Bette on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 09:06:00 PST

The Most Important Pictures Ever Taken

The next time you think you're the center of the universe... or worse that your world is about to come crashing down... think about these pictures. It might put things into perspective. J   **Th...
Posted by Bette on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 04:50:00 PST

HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT

HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shar...
Posted by Bette on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 07:40:00 PST

6 Weird Habits

The 1st player of this "game" starts with the topic "6 weird habits/things about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a blog about their 6 weird habits/things as well as state this r...
Posted by Bette on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 10:53:00 PST

Survey

Name: BetteNicknames: B, coo cooBirthday: October 30, 1981Gender: femaleHair: dark brownEyes: dark brownHeight: 5'1Zodiac Sign: ScorpioStatus: SingleGraduation Year: from where?? High school or colleg...
Posted by Bette on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 02:48:00 PST