I like playing offense in football, taking "calculated risks" while driving on the big streets and highways, being around beautiful women, sleeping till I don't wanna nemore, eating till it really hurts. I play pool a lot, but not at smoky joints, I'll the extra bucks for the nice ones unless they dont allow 18 yr olds, fuck 'em ya herdme. I like keeping my Sony Vaio a secret from my brother and friends, they ain't never gonna know I own one. I like good food, so ladies, if you want me, or any man for that matter, treat us to something apetizing.
Shit I dunno, I'd like to go out with Gwen Stefani, and then I want to see for my self just how intelligent our leader of the free world is, I'll have brunch with Dubya.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mamayan. Andronik Mamayan.
Birthday: May 13, 1987 (that was a wednesday)
Birthplace: Odessa, Ukraine, USSR
Current Location: Denver, but Boulder in the fall
Eye Color: Brown with green rims.
Hair Color: Brown to light brown
Height: about 6 ft, (5' 11' if you wanna be a dick about it)
Right Handed or Left Handed: I'm the right way.
Your Heritage: Jewish Armenian, who speaks Russian.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Some generic store brand slippers.
Your Weakness: Public Speaking, I get nervous exponentially.
Your Fears: Waking up one morning with nothing to live for.
Your Perfect Pizza: Lots of Pineapple and BBQ Chicken
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Learn to snowboard really well.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol. you got hit by a bus. thats funny.lol.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Shit I wanna sleep summore.
Your Best Physical Feature: I'm told I have a nice smile.
Your Bedtime: ranges from 8 pm to 8 pm. Depends.
Your Most Missed Memory: Prom Night, that's right baby.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke, sometimes with a little sparkling soda.
MacDonalds or Burger King: I"ll have it my way, cuz I aint lovin' it.
Single or Group Dates: I've never been on a group date, but sounds fun.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Rocky says, "that's 'brisk' baby."
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla. with chocolate syrup
Cappuccino or Coffee: I'll have a double mocha-capa-frapachino with cream, sugar, syrup and low fat milk. To go.
Do you Smoke: I hate cigarettes, but I listen to Bob Marley, you dig.
Do you Swear: Hell Motherfucking Yeah, every damn day has a new phrase, yesterday was mother fucker, today...gay ass hepher bitch mother fucking cunt. And tomorrow...
Do you Sing: to myself
Do you Shower Daily: I like that fresh clean feeling.
Have you Been in Love: Yes, took a while but it's funny how it hurts once she's not yours
Do you want to go to College: That and much, much more.
Do you want to get Married: Some day.
Do you belive in yourself: Sure why not.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when I'm drunk.
Do you think you are Attractive: I think I deserve to be.
Are you a Health Freak: Look at it this way, would a fat man last as long as a fit one, I don't think so.
Do you get along with your Parents: Sure do.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Only when they're happening somewhere else.
Do you play an Instrument: I'm bomb on the digeridoo.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Something called Tonti.
In the past month have you Smoked: Not in the past month.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I don't do drugs, they're bad for you.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Has it been a month? It has! Then no.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, but now I wanna go out and buy a box.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I love sushi, in moderation.
In the past month have you been on Stage: I did some ghetto 70s moves at this night club, but then the bouncer yelled at me.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No bitch.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: And what an experience it was.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I worked at Safeway, I was never hungry.
Ever been Drunk: Coincidentally while I experienced motion sickness.
Ever been called a Tease: No bitch, stop asking stupid girly question.
Ever been Beaten up: Once, in sixth grade, wrong place, wrong time, the dick later apologized cuz he thought I was someone else. Thats Respect Bitch.
Ever Shoplifted: I lost my sunglasses a week after I bought them, what would you do?
How do you want to Die: Unwittingly.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: The Boss.
What country would you most like to Visit: Take me to Israel, birthright baby.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Dark
Short or Long Hair: What ever suits her best.
Height: Between 5'7'' and 9''
Weight: She's gotta be lean. Not Skinny, capisce
Best Clothing Style: A toga.
Number of Drugs I have taken: No drugs, they're bad for ya.
Number of CDs I own: 4 I acsually bought, 35 I've copied from friends, and another 15 of mixed downloads
Number of Piercings: Zero.
Number of Tattoos: Jews can't get tats, so zero.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Not as much as you.
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A lot of Rap and Hip hop, I realized its not cool for white guys to enjoy rap so much, so i'm starting to enjoy more rock, some country, techno and jazz is good for relaxing, but reggae is super chill, reggaeton is super gay.
It seems when I was young and impressionable was when all the movies were great, now i'm more critical and they all seem flawed in one way or another, I like parts of movies, and hate some more than others.
Pimp my Ride, Law and Order, sometimes Comedy Central, i love stand up comedy, but Mencia can eat a dick.
I don't read books, only magazines, computer shopper, time, etc.
Batman, especially after watching the movie.