"Lifelike models of Hampton Wicks"... (kidding) I have a doctorate in Interdisciplinary Studies in Visual Culture in which I studied popular culture of the postwar era. So even though I wasn't born until the dawn of the 70s, I can do the watusi, the frug, and the mashed potato like nobody's business.
Joey Ramone.... but he's dead. Bummer... Um.. and Amy Sedaris... as long as she brought cupcakes.