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Amber

Someday I'll Grow to be as Tall as the Giant

About Me

I like to tell stories. The cinema is where my heart lies.

A Film(maker) Adrift in the Cosmos.

aim = i dream in 35mm

My Interests

FILM, FILM, FILM; Rock and Roll, and subsequently rocking and rolling; the fine art of comedy (written and improvised); BICYCLES!; the French New Wave; the British Royal Navy in the age of Sail; Guitar Hero; cineliteracy; people with a sense of humor as inappropriate as mine; reading; gettin' down to the rock music; bowling; raising hell; and cooking.

I'd like to meet:

Filmmakers, passionate lovers of rock and roll, boys on bicycles, beardies, cinephiles, and maniacal laughers.

And, of course:

Mr. Jean-Pierre Leaud.
I definitely don't want to meet any jerks or people who are convinced that image is important.

Music:

Now in alphabetical order(!): !!!, Air, the Allman Brothers, Animal Collective, Architecture in Helsinki, Band of Horses, Devendra Banhart, the Beatles, Beck, Beirut, Chuck Berry, Big Joe Turner, the Books, David Bowie, British Sea Power, Broken Social Scene, James Brown, Jeff Buckley, the Byrds, the Clash, Creedence Clearwater Revival, the Cure, the Dears, Destroyer, the Doobie Brothers, the Doors, Doves, Nick Drake, Kevin Drew, Bob Dylan, Electrelane, Elefant, Enon, Exploding Hearts, Faces, Feist, the Flaming Lips, Flosstradamus, Gold Chains, the Grateful Dead, the Happy Mondays, George Harrison, Jimi Hendrix, John Lee Hooker, Islands, Etta James, K.C. Accidental, the Knife, Jens Lekman, Joy Division, the Kinks, Klever, Led Zeppelin, John Lennon, Les Savy Fav, Lo-Fi-FNK, M83, Magnetic Fields, Mew, Minus the Bear, Mojave 3, Van Morrison, Mr. Bungle, Neutral Milk Hotel, Of Montreal, Okkervil River, Phoenix, Pink Floyd, Polaris, Queen, Otis Redding, Martha Reeves and the Vandellas, the Rolling Stones, the Sea and Cake, Sly and the Family Stone, Smashing Pumpkins, South, the Stone Roses, Tahiti 80, Television, Them, Thin Lizzy, Travis, the Velvet Underground, Muddy Waters, the Who, the Zombies, and more that I inevitably left out.

Movies:

I have a lot to say about this, but I'll make a list anyway (also alphabetized!): The 400 Blows, Adaptation, Airplane!, Almost Famous, Animal House, The Apartment, Army of Darkness, the Back to the Future Trilogy, Barbarella, Being John Malkovitch, Better Off Dead, Billy Madison, Blazing Saddles, The Blues Brothers, Bonnie and Clyde, Le Boucher, Breathless, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Cecil B. Demented, A Clockwork Orange, Crybaby, Day for Night, Dead Alive, Death Race 2000, Death to Smoochy, Detroit Rock City, The Devil's Rejects, Dr. Strangelove, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Everything is Illuminated, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, A Fish Called Wanda, The General, The Godfather, The Graduate, Grindhouse, Harold and Maude, Help!, House of 1000 Corpses, High Fidelity, I The Last Picture Show, The Life of Brian, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Man on the Moon, Master and Commander, Midnight Cowboy, The Meaning of Life, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Naked Gun Trilogy, Paper Moon, Pulp Fiction, Police Academy 1-3 (after that they got a little too ridiculous), Quills, Rushmore, Le Samourai, Scorpio Rising, Shoot the Piano Player, Singin' in the Rain, The Squid and the Whale, The Star Wars Trilogy (the real one, not that CGI crap), Steamboat Bill Jr., Stolen Kisses, This is Spinal Tap, Troll 2, Weekend, Yellow Submarine, Young Frankenstein

Television:

TCM is the only TV worth watching, really.

Books:

Books about film. the Lord of the Rings; the Hobbit; Patrick O'Brian's Aubrey-Maturin series (I made it through the first eleven!); The Pythons Autobiography; The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists; The Pirates! In an Adventure with Ahab; Andy Kaufman Revealed!; 1984; The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy; If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B-Movie Actor; Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs; Killing Yourself to Live; Klosterman IV; Make Love! The Bruce Campbell Way; the Outsiders; To Kill a Mockingbird.

Heroes:

Andy Kaufman, Buster Keaton, Lucille Ball, John Cleese, and definitely, definitely, definitely Francois Truffaut.

My Blog

Hey, Ladies! (Or, Things I Do Not Understand, Part Two)

Once upon a time, men married women because they could drag them away from their families and friends and put their penises in them anytime they wanted, because that was how the world worked. Wifey st...
Posted by Amber on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 07:36:00 PST

PLEASE LEARN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, Revisited

Hey guys, do you realize that many people in non-English speaking countries are forced to learn not only their native language, but also English, because of the U.S.'s dominance over much of the non-E...
Posted by Amber on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 09:55:00 PST

iTunes: Possessed? (Or, Jimmy Mack, When are you Coming Back?)

I can't stop listening to the song "Jimmy Mack" by Martha Reeves and the Vandellas. Instead of putting it on repeat, I just skip back to the beginning every time it ends. I tend to use the "shuffle" f...
Posted by Amber on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 03:32:00 PST

Prehistory Party, !!!, Life in General

I feel more like myself than I have in a long time. I also have some of the most badasstical friends a girl could ask for.Our party was a big success. Two kegs gone by 2:30 am, people all the way out ...
Posted by Amber on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 06:22:00 PST

Saw IV

Are you fucking kidding me?Seriously?Are you fucking kidding.THIS is why Hollywood is in such a sad state of affairs. WE DON'T NEED FOUR FUCKING SAW MOVIES OKAY? THE FIRST ONE WAS RANK ENOUGH....
Posted by Amber on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 09:11:00 PST

The First Nights of Fall

October in the city is the perfect time for introspection. As I sat in the breezy dark and watched the leaves fall under the streetlights, I caught the first crispness of the autumn nights to come. Th...
Posted by Amber on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 09:45:00 PST

The Greatest

Once I wanted to be the greatestNo wind or waterfall could stall meAnd then came the rush of the floodStars of night turn deep to dustMelt me downInto big black armorLeave no trace of graceJust in you...
Posted by Amber on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 01:08:00 PST

Celluloid (Or Digital, to be more Accurate) Dreams

Going back to school has got me thinking and hearing and seeing like I used to again: critically, artistically, cinematically! I get to spend three more years immersing myself in the cinema and the fi...
Posted by Amber on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 04:04:00 PST

I gotta say...

A little rain, a dry porch swing, and some sweet tunes make for some good summertime sittin.'
Posted by Amber on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 06:42:00 PST

Swimming Pools and Impromptu Parties

Yesterday and last night. What the hell happened? I swam in a pool that belongs to none of us, stood around during a thunderstorm because nobody wanted to ride through it, drank margaritas at El Myr, ...
Posted by Amber on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 12:55:00 PST