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Phunboi

ALOHA, BITCHES!!!

About Me

What can I say about myself without sounding like an ego maniac? "I'm SEXY!!!" (j/k...i think...) Well, truth be told, i'm kinda that guy that goes with the flow, is relaxed at all times and always seems to be having the time of my life. Except at work, when i go with the flow, relaxed at most times and always seems to be having the time of my life. Even tho I've been known to do some outrageous things(which I will not go into, unless I know you or you get me drunk enuff) from time to time; i figure, life is too short, I might as well make the most of it...
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My Interests

Food, Music, Movies, Having a good time, Hawaii, Women, and other things that you can't mention in polite company....

I'd like to meet:

those that live in the rarified atmosphere where the air is crisp!!!!

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Music:

the music i listen to: moves my soul; funks me up; rocks me till my ears bleed; allows me to do the running man or the scooby-doo; is NOT reggaeton; makes me wanna drink; makes me wanna smoke, should be taken with sensation enhancing pharmacuticals; reminds me of good times; reminds me of bad times; reminds me that it needs more cow-bell; tells me that flannel shirts, ripped jeans and a goatee is a way of life; shows me baggy jeans and timberlands is street gear; asks if i want to wear my doc martens or zodiacs with the metal tips; allows me to mis-match my gear; lets me know to be aware of the current state of society then watch the "chappelle show"; gives me a little class, gives me the ghetto; has way more cow-bell than you can possibly imagine; makes me romantic; makes me horny; is good to fukk to; is bad to fukk to; has to have references to sex; is from the last five decades; makes me want to find an "around the way girl"; tells me that "jeremy spoke in class today"; let's me know "nothing else matters"; greets me by saying "welcome to the jungle"; "YEAH!!!!"; says "i'm too sexy for my shirt"; is "feelin on your booty"; tells me the "ghetto red hot"; is off-melody; is all about drum beats; is all about bass lines; is all about guitar riffs; is all about sampling; is "all about the benjamins"; is new; is old; is alternative; is generic; is underground; is mainstream; is sometimes "you like that shit?"; is slow jam heaven; is monster jam nirvana; is jamrock; is good to walk the dog with(no...i'm not talking about masturbation...i'm trying to be nice); is good to masturbate to(i said i was trying....); mellows me out; allows me to just vibe; wants me to stage dive into a mosh pit; has cow-bells for naked wombats; reminds me of hawaii; forces me to go surfing; keeps time of my cooking; is good for road trips; makes me laugh; makes me fart; puts me to sleep; wakes me up; reminds me of my first kiss, my first love, my first break-up, my first time masturbating; reminds me of my last kiss, my last love, my last break-up, the last time i masturbated; is all about the good, the bad , the ugly and "the beast game"; gets people charged; gets people to decompress; makes me do an introspection then allows me to be extroverted; changes with my mood; tells me it is air guitar time; tells me it's time for a change; tells it's time to make the donuts; is rock; is scissor; is paper(i win); is the soundtrack of my life. This is what music is to me.

Movies:

too many to name...too many to count...too many that i've seen...too many i haven't seen...what this means is that i have some free time...but not enough...

Television:

CSI, Iron Chef...too many to name...

Books:

Kitchen Confidential, Angels and Demons, The Da Vinci Code, The Count of Monte Cristo, A Brave New World, The Ultimate Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Eragon, Eldest, Cook Books, Mike Hammer series, Choke, Fight Club. I have read more but i can't remember them all...

Heroes:

the Shocker....heh...do need to say more?