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About Me

la dirty nester.

My Interests

my bike, attempting to be healthy, making messes, dirty nesting, talking to myself in my basement, whiskey, seeing old friends, trouble, the "which Golden Girl are you?" game, terrible puns, flip flops, handmade stuff, DANCING!, people who aren't afraid to dance, voyeurism, traveling, coming home

I'd like to meet:

a hall monitor to keep me in line and out of trouble.

Music:

my ringtone is journey and it rules

Movies:

Harold & Maude, House of Yes, Singles

Television:

GOSSIP GIRL 4eva! now i'm also hooked on lost.

Books:

the wind-up bird chronicle, one hundred years of solitude, on the road

Heroes:

pppppfffffffftttttttt

My Blog

you little bastards

I don't feel bad about the sticky traps anymore, you little fuckers. I can hear you scampering around in the walls and trotting around like you pay rent in this place. I've already killed 2 of your ...
Posted by la carla! on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 06:23:00 PST

ok, weve all collectively lost it.

So apparently (if this is even true) Perez Hilton has broken the news that Castro is dead. So... gossip bloggers are now our breaking international news stories. Meanwhile, pre...
Posted by la carla! on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 01:35:00 PST

morose. lamenting. blargh!

i hayte bourbon! no more bourbon on an empty stomach on a tuesday night!!! jebus. I need a hall monitor to keep me in line and at home.
Posted by la carla! on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 12:59:00 PST

most amazing spam ever

I think they might be onto something. Seriously, who wants the rights to this? I would love to see it on stage. robbit? an opera?"Second proof. taurine The scent turns out to be driving false, and...
Posted by la carla! on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 03:35:00 PST

the grey lady gets fresh

NY Times reviewed "Zoo" and whoa. really, WHOA."After all, Bible-believers notwithstanding, if you eat and wear animals and agree that it's O.K. to torture them in the name of science and beauty...
Posted by la carla! on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 01:52:00 PST

buckin' the system!

well well well! according to myspace I am still only 26. yeeeah that's right.
Posted by la carla! on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 01:25:00 PST

I am...

compulsively checking flights even though it turns out I can't take any time off until fall. get me outta here!
Posted by la carla! on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 09:19:00 PST

taking stock.

I'm about to turn 27 and I just got locked out. LOCKED OUT! my sweet old polish neighbor had to let me in. she gave me a look like "aw, you poor child. you can't manage to remember your keys or pho...
Posted by la carla! on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 09:26:00 PST

EEEEEEEEEE!

I just bought my first expensive suit. it looks good, but I feel like a TOTAL imposter.
Posted by la carla! on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 10:17:00 PST

my mid-90's wet dream has been realized.

back in 1995 I went to see Mad Love with my friend Lani. After the movie she was going onnnnn and on about how hot Chris O'Donnell was and that's when I realized - Drew Barrymore is WAY hotter t...
Posted by la carla! on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 10:40:00 PST