I guess the atmosphere that I've tried to create here is that I'm a friend first and a boss second, and probably an entertainer third. --Michael Scott
The value of a man resides in what he gives and not in what he is capable of receiving. --Albert Einstein
If you don't tell me what I want to know, then it'll just be a question of how much you want it to hurt. --Jack Bauer
The only reason that you're conscious right now is because I don't want to carry you. --Jack Bauer
Would I ever leave this company? Look, I'm all about loyalty. In fact, I feel like part of what I'm being paid for here is my loyalty. But if there were somewhere else that valued loyalty more highly, I'm going wherever they value loyalty the most. --Dwight Schrute
Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything. --Moe The Bartender
When I'm finished with you, you're gonna wish that you felt this good again. --Jack Bauer
Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going. --Jim Ryun
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. --Homer Simpson
Tell me where the bomb is or I will kill your son. --Jack Bauer
In the wild, there is no health care. In the wild, health care is, "Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me and I'm dead." Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion, you're dead. --Dwight Schrute
What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway. --Homer Simpson
Shut up, stupid! --Jack Bauer
Challenges are what makes life interesting; overcoming them is what makes life meaningful. --Joshua J. Marine
When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power ... like God must feel when he's holding a gun. --Homer Simpson
When your daughter gets infected, I'm gonna make you watch her die. --Jack Bauer
Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. -– Tom Landry
Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he's really not a part of our family. Also, he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family. --Michael Scott
You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way. --Homer Simpson
