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erin

i like my women like i like my cheese. goats.

About Me

i get really scared in dark bathrooms. i used to keep kites in my trunk, just in case ! but frankly i can't remember where i left my kite last. i hope i get struck by lightning one day so i can die with electricity shooting out of my eyeballs. i love babies and puppies and old people way too much for my own good, but on any given day i will spout some of the most vile and horrifyingly creepy things you have ever heard. i am always just kidding of course !

also this is the story of my life:

toothpastefordinner.com

My Interests

movies, music, writing, photography, reading, laughing, making other people laugh and pee their pants, being awesome, sarcasm, girls, driving, chapstick, showering, open windows, puppies, babies, old people, crocheting, being 100 years old.

I'd like to meet:

i wanna meet everyone forever. except jerks. okay, sometimes jerks.
instant messenger: thorboticz

oh yeah:

Music:

a perfect circle, tool, björk, incubus, army of me, tori amos, ani difranco, dispatch, fiona apple, head automatica, lisa loeb, cat power, james taylor, beck, cake, coldplay, the jim yoshii pile up, the mars volta, no doubt, our lady peace, jay-z, foo fighters, counting crows, red hot chili peppers, tw walsh, john vanderslice, simon and garfunkel, marcy playground, ween, the cancer conspiracy, spoon, kevin cadogan, papa m, poe, radiohead, dinosaur junior, the pixies, garbage, sebadoh, outkast, the cure, air, shudder to think, travis, lisa loeb, jeff buckley, mc chris, ben harper, the cranberries, deftones, weezer, david bowie, oasis, modest mouse, silverchair, al green, lake trout, better than ezra, the shins, sondre lerche, sonic youth, mc paul barman, and much much more

Movies:

Celebrity Jeopardy 4 life



40 year old virgin, anchorman, troll II, pulp fiction, american beauty, saving silverman, the color purple, airheads, pecker, kill bill, but i'm a cheerleader, tape, the last samurai, the dark crystal, big, planes trains and automobiles, scotland p.a., the pianist, zoolander, office space, mallrats, fight club, mystery science theatre 3000, almost famous, the neverending story, where's oscar, snatch, 28 days later, mulan, the matrix, SUPERSTAR, boondock saints

Television:

freaks and geeks, house, project runway, the office, psych, family guy, aqua teen hunger force, reno 911, the daily show, the colbert report, south park, strangers with candy, kids in the hall, the upright citizens brigade, saturday night live (BUT ONLY SOMETIMES), whose line is it anyway, law and order SVU.

Books:

extremely loud and incredibly close, the house on mango street, ash wednesday, the dead father, city of glass, the public burning, omensetter's luck, deep thoughts by jack handey, white fluffy clouds, the phantom tollbooth, even cowgirls get the blues, fierce invalids home from hot climates, tess of the d'urbervilles, crime and punishment, and others that i can't seem to remember.

Heroes:



My Blog

ani says it better than i can.

i am letting the telephone ring cause i don't want to know why i don't want to hear you explain i don't want to hear you cry i have written so much about you so much i thought i knew words like ...
Posted by erin on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 10:35:00 PST

ohhh god.

its totally my birthday, so why do i feel like shooting myself in the damn face?
Posted by erin on Sat, 17 Sep 2005 11:25:00 PST

goddamn insomnia... stupid world

not being able to sleep is so awesome. if only this would happen to me every time i have a midterm the next day, i'd be in business.
Posted by erin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

be patient

if someone could let me know what the fuck is wrong with me that causes people to act this way, it would be greatly appreciated.
Posted by erin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

well hot damn

it's totally my birthday. you're jealous.
Posted by erin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST