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Lolita Martini

You know what? I hate Aqua Teen Hunger Force. There, I said it.

About Me

~i'm in college ~i have a boyfriend that looks like Jesus ~i'm vegan and that makes me excited ~i love to cook, especially desserts ~i'm all about tattoos and plan on having many ~i don't have a favorite color ~i love flowers, all of them ~dogs are my favorite, and i really want one ~i like art
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My Interests

5 o'clock shadows, after-school specials, afterglow, amy sedaris, ani difranco, animals and animal rights, archaeology, art, astronomy, bathroom humor, beer, being awesome, bellydancing, boobs, bouncy balls, bow ties, boys with piercings/tattoos, brack, brown eyes, cemetaries, chocolate, cinnnamon gum, coffee houses, colorful people, comfy chairs, cookies, cuddeling, curly hair, dancing, dates, david sedaris, doc martins, documentries, drag queens, drawing, evenings, eyeliner, flip flops, garbage, glasses, hair dye, hawaii, high heels, horoscopes, humidity, indie fem rock , journals, king missel, kinky sex, laughing loudly, long talks, love, making out, masscara, meeting new people, midnight bowling, music, my bed, my cats, my dog, my hair, tattoos/piercings, mythology, nachos, naps, nose rings, not being at home, octopus , painting, pancakes, parties, perfume, photography, physical anthropology, pie, pineapples, pink, pissing off old people, poetry, pretending i'm famous, purses, rain, rainbows, reading, red, science, sex, shakespeare, sharpies, shirley manson, shoe shopping, shoes, shopping, singing, sleep, slinkies, snorkeling, stars, stickers, stir fry, strawberries, summer, surfer boys, surfing, sweatpants, swiming, talking to myself, tarot cards, tea, the history channel, tom robbins, traveling, true ghost stories, underwear, vanillia soy lattes, varga, vegan food, veggie burriotos, warm weather, wasabi mashed potatoes, weebele and bob, writing, x-ray vision, yoga, zippos

I'd like to meet:

no one. i don't like people.

Music:

garbage, POE, ani difranco, tegan and sara, Le Tigre, Nellie McKay, be good tanyas, Dar Williams, Liz Phair, Melissa Ferick, Eve 6, everclear, the cure, fiona apple, the Beetles, Billy Idol, Curve, Death Cab for Cutie, The Postal Service, Belle and Sebastian, Filter, Smashing Pumpkins, NIN, Metalica, Foo Fighters, Muse, Simon and Garfunkel, Green Day,Incubus, Jack Johnson, Iron and Wine, Bitch and Animal, K-Os, Letters to Cleo, Save Ferris, Nick Drake, Orgy, PJ Harvey, Reel Big Fish, Sleeter-Kinney, Spiderbait, System of a Down, The Cars, The Kinks, Tori Amos, Portishead, Prodigy, and god, oh so much more.

Movies:

Titus, Amelie, Monty Python (any of them), Ghostbusters I and II, So I Married an Ax Murderer, Waking Ned Divine, Kevin Smith movies, and Christopher Guest movies, Mel Brooks moveis, muppet movies, Waynes World, Strangers with Candy the Movie, and a few others..

Television:

SIMPSONS, STRANGERS WITH CANDY, what not to wear, VH1 BEST WEEK EVER, Reno 911, any kind of ghost story, sex in the city, THE ADVENTURES OF PETE AND PETE, south park, ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE,ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT, home movies, documentries about/including archaeology of any kind

Books:

anything by Tom Robbins, really. And David Sedaris. I love Sarah Vowell books (she is somehow my twin, only like, 15 years older and we've never met and she has a real life twin.) Red Tent, Perks of Being a Wallflower, "A Short History of Nearly Everything" by Bill Bryson, Titus Andronicus by Shakespear, The Complete Hitchhiker's Guide by Douglas Adams. Sara Kramer's cookbooks!! They changed my life! I'm sure there are more, but i don't feel like thinking that hard.

Heroes:


frida kahlo

georgia o'keefe

salvador dali

judy chicago

ani difranco

My Blog

new blog

i have that "my life is falling apart" feeling, and i'm not sure why.  i feel like i can't handle anything.  school is stressing me out this year.  i don't see my friends as much as i'd...
Posted by Lolita Martini on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 02:54:00 PST

february sucks

Me: what does it look like out there today?Mike: Februaryits grey and it snowed from 8:30 to about 12:30. it probably snowed since then, but i took an angry nap from 12:30 to about 3:30. When i woke u...
Posted by Lolita Martini on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 01:52:00 PST

FIRE!!!

That was actually not my first thought this morning. my first thought was "what the...is that the fire alarm? Oh Shit!!" I looked out the window, and no one was out there. I looked out in the hall, an...
Posted by Lolita Martini on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 04:27:00 PST

The Only thing that would have made today better is booze

So i totally skipped school today.  I skipped it even though tuesdays and thrusdays are cool days at school.  I stayed home with the intention of doing homework.  I totally didn't do mu...
Posted by Lolita Martini on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 06:05:00 PST

Bitching it Out

so, i'm done with workI'm done with the Giant and the mean bitch with the deformed armsI'm done with the crazy woman who harasses me about not getting my cats declawedI'm tired of "Z" and his belittli...
Posted by Lolita Martini on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 02:43:00 PST

Bitching it Out

so, i'm done with workI'm done with the Giant and the mean bitch with the deformed armsI'm done with the crazy woman who harasses me about not getting my cats declawedI'm tired of "Z" and his belittli...
Posted by Lolita Martini on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 02:45:00 PST

The Media never ceases to amaze me.

i love the news and morning talk shows like the Today. i HAVE to watch the Today show every morning...i have to. now, this may initally scare you, but i'm a katie curic fan. before you start to panic ...
Posted by Lolita Martini on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 07:13:00 PST