making jokes about baby jesus
pagan terrorism
watching little house on the prairie reruns
being poor and not having a job
masturbation
drugs
Jesco White A.K.A. The Dancing Outlaw
''Anyone will say anything under the influence of madness''
peter tosh
ween
silver jews
pavement
lucero
anything black label empire
prussian blue
kenny rogers
buck owens
smashing pumpkins
grease soundtrack
modest mouse
stevie wonder
joni mitchell
billie holiday
cornelius
frank zappa
the outlaw josey wales
shaolin vs llama
Master of the flying Guitine
pretty baby
anything troma
encino man
legend of the drunken master
house of flying daggers
karate kid 3
orgasmo
the dancing outlaw
teenwolf
brewster's millions
cool hand luke
anything with the bratpack
drugstore cowboy
kill bill 1&2
all the peanut gang specials
adult swim
boy meets world
saved by the bell
south park
curb your enthusiasm
parker lewis can't lose
strangers with candy
upright citizens brigade
gun smoke
moesha
fresh prince of bel air
matlock
mail call
family guy
futurama
dog bites man
buffy the vampire slayer
the price is right
Actual Air by the one and only David Berman
miles davis autobiography
The Real Frank Zappa Book
Choose Your Own Adventure Books
Peter McIntosh