Dear Leader Kim Jung Kirby - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I am the greatest man that ever lived. My birth at Mount Paektu was foretold by a swallow, and was heralded by the appearance of a double rainbow over the mountain and a new star in the heavens. I'm kind of like Jesus, only better. I rule a small but eccentric country in NE Asia, and I like to make weapons and fire them at Japan...'cause I hate those guys.

My Interests

Starving my people, developing nuke weapons, Quietdrive, Basketball, and drinking coniac.

I'd like to meet:

Hugo Chavez, my only friend....oh, and Michael Jordan.Look What I Built!!!Who likes this Type o' Dong?

Music:

Toto is the greatest band ever created. "Africa" is a song written by God Himself.

Movies:

I own 200,000 movies. I am my own NetFlix.

Television:

Just NBA and the Food Network! Love me some Rachel Ray!

Books:

I read books I wrote. I find that they are much more interesting.

Heroes:

My daddy Kim Il-sung, and Joey Stalin...love those guys.

My Blog

The Funniest Thing I have Read in ages....

What you are about to read is a Bulliten from my buddy Kris...worth the time to read: "For those of you that do not know Pat Kirby, or Mark Hughes, stop reading. For those that do, I have a lot...
Posted by Dear Leader Kim Jung Kirby on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 06:40:00 PST

MORE Proof that Mark Hughes is NOT the Center of Attention

Hello friends,Upon further investigation, and at the request of hundreds of myspace users, I have unfortunately uncovered more truths about Mark Hughes that you will find horribly unsettling. Marks fe...
Posted by Dear Leader Kim Jung Kirby on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 07:18:00 PST

Why I am better at things than Mark Hughes

Hi friends,For several weeks, my hetero life partner, Mark Hughes, has been spreading vicious rumors...that he, not I, is the absolute Center of Attention in all things social and private.However, it ...
Posted by Dear Leader Kim Jung Kirby on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 11:24:00 PST