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The Axe Shredress!

I will destroy your proverbial asshole with my musical cock ring

About Me

You can hear me play with my last band, Bohemian Grove (I play on all 4 tracks) on myspace at: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPro file&friendID=5192022&Mytoken=5f5908ab-7b42-438c-b9f 4-650f6a72b198 All 4 songs on their myspace profile I co-wrote and recorded.***************CLICK HERE!!!!!****** I AM LOOKING FOR ANOTHER BAND TO SHRED WITH SO LET ME KNOW IF YOU'RE INTERESTED. ************************************************************ ********************************************************* I know the feeling It is the real thing The essence of the truth The perfect moment That golden moment I know you feel it too I know the feeling It is the real thing You cant refuse the embrace... Its like the pattern below the skin You gotta reach out and pull it all in And you feel like youre too close So you swallow another dose The pinnacle of happiness Filling up your soul You dont think you can take any more You never wanna let go To touch the roots of experience The most basic ingredients To see the unseen glitter of life And feel the dirt, grief, anger and strife Cherish the certainly of now It kills you a bit at a time Cradle the inspiration It will leave you writhing on the floor... This is so unreal, what I feel This nourishment, life is bent Into a shape I can hold A twist of fate, all my own Just grit your teeth, make no sound Take a step away and look around Just clench your fist and close your eyes Look deep inside, hypnotize The whisper is but a shout Thats what it is all about Yes, the ecstasy, you can pray You will never let it slip away Like the sacred song that someone sings through you Like the flesh so warm that the thorn sticks into Like the dream you know one day will come to life Try to hold on just a little longer, stronger Its the jewel of victory The chasm of misery And once you have bitten the core You will always know the flavor The split second of divinity You drink up the sky All of heaven is in your arms You know the reason why Its right there, all by itself And what you are, there is nothing else Youre growing a life within a life The lips of wonder kiss you inside And when its over the feeling remains It all comes down to this The smoke clears, I see what it is That made me feel this way... This is so unreal, what I feel Flood, sell your soul, feel the blood Pump through your veins, cant explain The element thats everything Just clench your fist and close your eyes Look deep inside, hypnotize Yes, the ecstasy, you can pray You will never let it slip away Like the echoes of your childhood laughter, ever after Like the first time love urged you to take its guidance, in silence Like your heartbeat when you realize youre dying, but youre trying Like the way you cry for a happy ending, ending... I knowThe Real ThingFaith No More ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ********************************************************** I am the mother of a beautiful, creative, strong, brilliant little 7 year old boy, who is my life. I am an artist (tattooing is my main profession) and a musician (i rock the 6 string like a madwoman) and a writer.I just sold my shop, Arsenic Tattoos in Salt Lake. It is now Anchor Ink. Half of it is a tattoo shop, and the other half is Arsenic Fashions- a fashion boutique that specializes in gothic/victorian styles, clubwear, costumes, all sorts of accessories, makeup, wigs, lingerie, hair dye, shoes and boots; girls and guys fashions (even plus sizes!)- pretty much everything. And if she doesn't have it in, she will order it for you. It is on 1103 S. State. You can also order online and get a glimpse of her stock at www.arsenicfashions.com. It is owned and run by one of my oldest and dearest friends- Donna, who is one of the most beautiful, talented people i know. So don't got to Hot Topic or anywhere else and waste your money on cheap crap. Go support her and get high-quality, hard to find items- she orders a lot from europe and has things you will never find anywhere around here. www.arsenicfashions.com!!!! Here was us then:I started tattooing 4 years ago at Incorporated, a combination skateboard/accessories/body modification studio in Zanesville, Ohio. Most recently, I worked at Stained Skin II in Newark, Ohio. I give them credit for everything I now know about tattooing, and helping me further my art. Thank you Jeremiah :) I just posted all my artwork in my blog.i am interested in playing in a band again, so get a hold of me.I have played in Deviance and xCLEARx in SLC, 3 1/2 Girls in Boston, and We are Thieves and Bohemian Grove in Zanesville/Columbus, Ohio. I have had the pleasure of opening up for such bands as Converge, Mastadon (twice), Today is the Day, Deftones, Bongzilla, 18 Visions, Crisis, Snot, Staind, Overcast, Tree, Sam Black Church, Rune, Scissorfight, Toxic Narcotic, H20, Dropkick Murphy's, Tribe 8, Lunachicks, Jucifer, and Tilt to name a few... I know, I'm name dropping.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

*******WATCH THIS! I love this man..********* Shredding on my axe, tattooing people, getting tattooed, writing and playing music, drawing, painting, reading, yoga, working out, using my imagination like i did when i was a kid and playing with my son, swinging, jumping on trampolines, swimming, reading, writing, getting dirty, listening to music, thinking, playing in dirt and/or mud, watching the sun rise, playing in water, exhibitionism, throwing things and catching them, rolling down hills, hiking, ice skating, facing fears, growing as a person, introspection, making things happen, analyzing people, things, and situations, shocking the hell out of people, laughing at funny things, appreciating coincidences, synchronicity and all the little things that make life amazing.**************************************************** ************************************************************ ******** i also like to take pictures..I TOOK ALL OF THESE...... ******************************I TOOK ALL OF THESE****

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who doesn't need to get fucked up to have a good time. People who educate and enlighten themselves, and who have goals and are ambitious. and most of all, Aliens. (i honestly took all these photos) Anyone who doesn't need to get fucked up to have a good time. Anyone interested learning, growing, and expanding the collective conciousness on Earth, to ultimately bring about a new age of enlightenment for mankind.

Music:

My 2 bands: Douches Wild, and Flock of Horsez. Right now I 'exclusively' listen to Shiny Toy Guns, Ladytron, Carcass, Sheer Terror, Blonde Redhead, Integrity, Undying, Faith No More, the Misfits, Dying Fetus, Deadguy, Catharsis, Coheed and Cambria, Black Heart Procession, Kate Bush, Phantasmagoria, 3 Inches of Blood, Isis, James Brown, Bloodlet, Thom Yorke, At the Gates, Stolen Babies, Nine Inch Nails, Skinny Puppy,311, Air, Sword, Dying Fetus, Prince, the Cure, Meatjack, Suffocation, Immortal Technique, Unearthed, Weerd Science, Cradle of Filth, and Hammers of Misfortune.

Movies:

what the bleep do we know? the secret, scanner darkly, taladega nights, waking life, princess mononoke, edward penishands, shawn of the dead, the osporns, spaceballs, vanilla sky, sunshine for the spotless mind, being john malkovich.

Television:

i hate tv. But if I do watch it, by accident or default, it's usually either Inked or Miami Ink, or some documentary or the news. if it's tvo or dvd i love the sara silverman show, strangers with candy, arrested development, wondershowzen, aqua teen hunger force, sealab 2021, space ghost, and the brak show.

Books:

Anything explaining and detailing the true holographic principles and illusions of the universe, extrasensory phenomena, quantum physics, metaphysics, cosmology, phsycology, philosophy, existentialism, spirituality (especially Taoism), and it's relation to all of the above, history, politics, conspiracy theories, and any and all books about art and tattoos. Oh and I f'ing love Harry Potter..

Heroes:

Lao Tsu. Mumia Abu Jamal. Robin Hood. Che Guevara. Fidel Castro. Mahatma Ghandi. the Dhali Lama. David Blaine. My brother and my beautiful, amazing sister!!