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rhonda

i am a narcissist. i believe in me.

About Me

**this is what quizilla has to say about me:**
You're a Speak & Spell!! You nerd, you. Just
because you were disguised as a toy doesn't
mean you weren't educational, you sneaky
bastard.
My score on The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test :
Modern, Cool Nerd
(82 % Nerd, 65% Geek, 34% Dork)
For The Record:A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia. A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one. A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.You scored better than half in Nerd and Geek, earning you the title of: Modern, Cool Nerd.Nerds didn't use to be cool, but in the 90's that all changed. It used to be that, if you were a computer expert, you had to wear plaid or a pocket protector or suspenders or something that announced to the world that you couldn't quite fit in. Not anymore. Now, the intelligent and geeky have eked out for themselves a modicum of respect at the very least, and "geek is chic." The Modern, Cool Nerd is intelligent, knowledgable and always the person to call in a crisis (needing computer advice/an arcane bit of trivia knowledge). They are the one you want as your lifeline in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire (or the one up there, winning the million bucks)!
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My Interests

tibetan buddhism, writing, music, reading, film, photography, yoga, dancing, hiking, stimulating conversation, adult swim cartoons ~ especially robot chicken, aqua teen hunger force, perfect hair forever,family guy, and sealab 2021, cheese, wine, imported beer, promoting proper use of pronouns and apostrophes, subtle forms of psychological torture, dead men

I'd like to meet:

stoner dudes who will charm me with fresh fruit and new yorker knowledge, then cancel consecutive dates, stand me up, and forget our plans even when they bother to show, probably two hours late with some lame-ass excuse for leaving early. also, the promiscuous ex-girlfriends they still boff, especially if knowledge of my existence drives said (ex)girlfriends to lurk around my myspace page and to vandalize innocent shower curtains at five a.m. while screaming like banshees.on my more social days: the dalai lama, jeff buckley, nick drake, other dead musicians (i have a strong predilection for dead men ~ maybe it's my checkered goth past, but i suspect it may be bigger than that), fellow buddhists, kind-hearted smartasses, passionate music lovers, clever storytellers, my own buddha nature

Music:

* jeff buckley * radiohead * david sylvian * nick drake * nick cave * adam ant * dead can dance * scorn * elliot smith * bill frisell * bill laswell * miles davis * king crimson * this mortal coil * philip glass * nino moschella * soul coughing * uakti * cure * clash * sleepytime gorilla museum * shotgun wedding quintet * desert sessions * nusrat fateh ali kahn * charlie hunter * muslimgauze * steve reich * queens of the stone age * peter gabriel * sigur ros * the smiths * xymox * amon tobin * tosca * medeski, martin and wood * pixies * vincent gallo * my bloody valentine * police * journey * sinead o'connor * !!! * joan as policewoman *

Movies:

* kundun * donnie darko * dream with the fishes * henry fool * dead man * the royal tenenbaums * diary of a country priest * the house of yes * garden state * waking life * baraka * say anything * fahrenheit 911 * lord of the rings trilogy * the dangerous lives of altar boys * buffalo 66 * before sunrise * grosse pointe blank * floundering * serial mom * zero effect * living in oblivion * eternal sunshine of the spotless mind * kama sutra * dangerous beauty * guinevere * bowling for columbine * rushmore * deja vu * prelude to a kiss * the big lebowski * the secretary * arizona dream * edward scissorhands * city of lost children * lonesome jim *

Television:

no

Books:

* the last temptation of christ * a prayer for owen meany * flight * the onion girl * the dangerous lives of altar boys * war for the oaks * the tibetan book of living and dying * lord of the rings trilogy * the education of little tree * the giving tree * how to breathe under water * the busdriver who wanted to be god * the wood wife * naked * the power of myth * grace and grit * beauty * the red tent * jitterbug perfume * temple of my familiar * lamb * the diamond age * without a net: the female experience of growing up working class * the bust guide to the new girl order * fruit of the secret god * all comics slg (especially those by jhonen vasquez and roman dirge) *

Heroes:

his holiness the dalai lama, khenpo orgyen thinley rinpoche, lama drimed rinpoche, lama tharchin rinpoche, tulku thubten rinpoche, ama adhe, william bouguereau, john wilmot, jeff buckley, sarah jones, shel silverstein, charlie chaplin

My Blog

horror novel? shocking, isn't it?

Oscar Wilde: The Portrait of Dorian Gray. You are ahorror novel from the world of dandies, richpretty boys, art and aesthetics, andintellectual debates between ethical people anddecadent pleasure-seek...
Posted by rhonda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

make the surveys stop...

You have the Rossetti girl look. You are the kindof girl pre-Raphaelite painters admired; tall,slender, and fair as a lily flower. Thepre-Raphaelite girl had dramatic beauty; longneck, large soulful e...
Posted by rhonda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

pre "uh huh her," of course

Which Rock Chick Are You?...
Posted by rhonda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i may never post anything but survey results

You're "That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore"!You're hurting...bad. Whimper in the dark forawhile and you'll be alright....Moz made awhole life out of it, after all. Which Smiths Song Are You? brought to y...
Posted by rhonda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i knew it ~ i'm canadian!

yippee! the "are you a typical american?" quiz confirms what i've been hoping...does this mean i need to get a new passport? ************************************************************ ***********...
Posted by rhonda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hawt!

You're Lili St. Cyr! What Classic Pin-Up Are You? brought to you by Quizilla...
Posted by rhonda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

who would have guessed?

You represent... angst. You have an extremely cynical outlook on just abouteverything. It's okay to sulk and bedepressed, but life is short, and you only getone. It's only what you make it, and onl...
Posted by rhonda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

that's more like it

You are Form 1, Goddess: The Creator. "And The Goddess planted the acorn of life.She cried a single tear and shed a single dropof blood upon the earth where she buried it.From her blood and tear, t...
Posted by rhonda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a tease?

Tinkerbell Who 's Your Inner Sexy Cartoon Chick ? brought to you by Quizilla...
Posted by rhonda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST