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About Me

DON'T INTERUPT ME UNLESS YOU'RE UPSET___________I can go over four days without eating. __________ I possess a nebulous malice for Omahyra Mota. ____________ Type A+.__________ Born spring of '82. _______________ I like sitting in pews.____________ I promise to rock your mixtape. _________________ I Steal Kisses (fucking deal with it.)______________ I worry about my sisters.____________ I know I'll be cursed with six hot daughters.

My Interests

Juggling, school, skirts (without Jeans), Grafenberg Crest, teaching pre-school, shaking the busters, contemporary oral narratives, elbow grease, cards and dice, cussing in my head, learning foriegn phrases and vocab, screaming as loud as I can in my car, Googling, daydreaming away the rest of my pack, slow dancing, etc.

I'd like to meet:

================================================ A road dogg, ================================================ A spirited scrapper whom heals quickly, ================================================ Someone who can:-- stand up to a dare ================================================ Someone who will:-- randomly propose wagers ================================================

Music:

Svenonius

Movies:

doc and shock

Television:

HBO Sunday night line-up

Books:

My Favorite books were almost all forced upon me. Here is an ipso facto (yet deceptive) list: Cutie a Warm Mama, Orality and Literacy, No David, The Great Cat Massacre.

Heroes:

...shut up.

My Blog

I'm a nice Person

Fort Flagler was the Joint back circa the early otts; very well could still be, but I'm guessing that since I've been there the "No Trespassing" sign has been reinforced with a fence. Wh...
Posted by Andy on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 02:30:00 PST

The Best of '06

Looking back on 2006 there were some bulletins I'm glad I saved to word documents. Hot Tubs Let's take a trip to google to level up our schematics of hot water luxuries. The Hot Spring ...
Posted by Andy on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 12:47:00 PST

HEY LADIES

The Burqa, It's like a Thong for your Face!!!! Now get out there and be heard....
Posted by Andy on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 06:02:00 PST

Teamwork

I saw this video, click here With Teamwork, I got polish interpretations of this video from different polish myspace.com-ers. 1! yes polend 2! hello first of all nice to m...
Posted by Andy on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 04:24:00 PST

Stricken

The trash can by the table smelled of damp napkins and ketchup packets. I lean over to my cousin and say "while I'm getting us some food, I don't want you to talk to that guy," I point to...
Posted by Andy on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 04:33:00 PST

PeliGroso

Once I was on a layover in Reno and I was looking like the end of a Vegas vacation. I was buying an orange juice at the airport and the girl at the counter said "you look familiar." ...
Posted by Andy on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 07:49:00 PST

A Bite in the Ass

My cousin Max went to sweet fest with my sister. I don't know what sweet fest is, but the kid won a TMNT graphic novel in a handless cupcake eating contest. They stopped by the house to visit an...
Posted by Andy on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 11:40:00 PST

1 in 8 still thinks of it as dirty.

A Question about your Period. you're gonna read this and you're gonna laugh because you'll think i'm really, really stupid. But actually when you laugh you should think, Wow I am very ge...
Posted by Andy on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 07:57:00 PST

My quest for knowlege continues

I don't know which I like better, knowing this stuff, or sharing it with all of you, but nonetheless I solicited 30 black people in the name of science Check out this irresistible title: ...
Posted by Andy on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 01:53:00 PST

BackGammon

I'm so awesome at Backgammon: We spent 15 minutes looking for the game peices I dodged durring an opponent's tantrum. I'm so awesome at Backgammon: My opponents will move my peices for me. I'm so awes...
Posted by Andy on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 02:52:00 PST