You know, one time when I was a kid, Axle Rose called me on the phone in the hospital. Then he showed up and made the whole hospital go crazy just to see me... No "make a wish foundation" here! Just pure childish awesomeness! I need noone else... ____________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ _______________________
***For the ladies, Originally constructed at age 14, revision current(lol!):
Tim’s Chick check-off Sheet
1. Knows how to read and has read some books (Yes, Shell Silverstein counts)
2. Has basic math skills
3. Head hair is a major plus (one of us should have some)
4. Shaves (back, shoulders, ?)
5. Laughs a lot! (she can find humor before anger)
6. Solid self esteem and body image
7. Likes water stuff (sailing, floating, swimming, etc.)
8. Tolerant (of other people, ideas, food, me)
9. DOES NOT SMOKE (Tim, follow this rule this time!!)
10. Has a car/truck/motorcycle (or in some rare cases, extremely bus savvy)
11. Spontaneous and flexible (take it any direction you want)
12. Self reliant and generally capable
13. Doesn’t want to change me (This one is fairly unrealistic, how about, “She is cunning enough to trick me into changing without me realizing itâ€)
14. Likes her family (at least some of them)
15. Accepts compliments and gifts graciously
16. Has a job in some way (school counts)
17. Likes to camp or vanp
18. Inherently enjoys new experiences
19. Looks even prettier when she smiles
20. Travels, and has a basic interest in other places and cultures
21. Likes watching movies and some TV (No anti-television extremists)
22. Has nice legs
23. Likes animals
24. Can potentially handle long distance motorcycle riding
25. Is romantic and appreciates romance
26. Has some life goals and in some way, is working towards them
27. Didn’t vote for Bush (but did vote for somebody)
28. Can pick up the other end of a sofa
29. Gets along well with my friends and family
30. Passes the “girlfriend testâ€
...I think I Found her...