unloveable |
Unlovable but not unfuckable.: It might be too lateI may have come to a point in my development where I've burned all my bridges...Where jumping from rock to rock has left me with no real options,wher...
Posted by adam on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 10:28:00 PST |
Using my Powers for good. |
So, since 1999 I've been a Universal Life Church Minister, an honorary Doctor of Metaphysics (Sandbag proof). But until yesterday I've never had reason, or oppourtunity to use the powers vested in me....
Posted by adam on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 07:21:00 PST |
Life, The Universe and everything |
I for one welcome our new insect overlords. I am for the most part, A curmudgeon, A misanthrope, A bit of a pessimist. But on days like today I suspend all that. It is prime porchin' weather. The sun...
Posted by adam on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 05:03:00 PST |
Suffering from Entitilitus. |
White People don't get rabies. The Vortex continues to whirl and slurp and suck. Last night a lady bit me. and not in the good way. Now the folks who know me understand that I'm pretty open sexually...
Posted by adam on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 06:30:00 PST |
Life Imitates a 40 year old virgin |
Spirailing out of control, I've been the victim or perhaps the unwitting unwilling passenger of this vortex of bad sexual energy lately. Things that don't quite seem to deliver, or maybe delive...
Posted by adam on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 07:27:00 PST |
Fish and house guests. |
I've come to realize that perhaps shared history. Or an intersection in time and space is not enough to maintain a friendship. Maybe people in your past that you had things in common with, or enjoyed ...
Posted by adam on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 07:26:00 PST |
To slay the mighty Moose. |
I don't want to live in a country where Principal Blackman can't dress up like a giant squirrel. As the Cabin Fever sets in, I'm having some thoughts and compulsions. I'm considering a new tattoo. I w...
Posted by adam on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 10:00:00 PST |
Spinoff showcase spectacular. |
Can't anyone in this town take the law into their own hands? So this is not the week to be me really, I. My van has sprung a leak and is spewing petroleum products all over the damn place.II. My payc...
Posted by adam on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 06:42:00 PST |
Scavenging the remains of whatever I have left. |
In which an unwelcome passenger makes me rethink my whole understanding of the female anatomy. A man called my work today to ask for an aprasail of a gem stone. "I found an old Vermont coin with a dia...
Posted by adam on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 04:11:00 PST |
Self Denial vs Self Destruction. |
Thusly, and after a fashion I made a career for myself. Keeping a cloudly mind and mouth open to be assured of the maxium intake and imbibement of strong drink.I avoided responsibility, Ai...
Posted by adam on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 09:10:00 PST |
