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Ally Bee

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About Me

If Superman were a multilingual kung fu spy with some foreign accent and dressed in black, he might be my ultimate hero. So I guess that makes me more of a Bond with superpowers lover. I think most things are possible if you allow them to be and that there's nothing quite like a good hunka chocolate or a woman-sized mocha brown porter. Humans are cool and wierd but cause great suffering through failing to understand one another. Ben and Jerry's brings me joy. Languages are magical. Blood freaks me out. I wanna be a roller dirby girl or go hiking most of the time. I don't have a lot of bath products, but I'm not adverse to the idea. I need adventure and a little savings account. I love mornings and big breakfasts with pals, but I tend to oversleep... src="http://x.myspace.com/images/Messenger/im/btn_badge_send im_sm.png" alt="Send me an IM!" border="0"

My Interests

Big dogs, obscene amounts of laughter, bright colors, cotton underwear, human launguage, pie fights, bbqs, pool parties, bicycles, wierd instruments, cultural oddities, jumping a lot, Stephanie's mouth guard... need i say more?

I'd like to meet:

David Bowie, the Luck Dragon, Samuel Beckett, Ghenghis & Kublai Khan, Steve McCurry, Jan Saudec, Ghandi, the Dalai Lama, a few Inca kings, Spedy Gonzales, Chunk, Bjork, my mom in the 70's, Bruce Lee, Tina Turner, and maybe a band of travelling monks who play gypsy music. That would be cool.

Bjork - cities
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvIWNqW1pKo

Music:

It's only really good when it's so dramatically good that it pounces down on your insides like a savage bush tiger... or a dirty 2 year old on crack. Whichever you prefer, really. Maybe that doesn't make a whole lot of sense, but I could give you a rough estimate of what works:Punk, cajun/zydeco (things that make you jump around),Stereo Total, The White Stripes, Gypsy Kings, The Smiths, Ladytron, Aretha, Arcade Fire, Sleater-Kinney, La Fanfare du Belgistan, Soviet!, Viktoria Park, Gogol Bordello, John Lee Hooker, J. Cash, Blondie, Modest Mouse, old Bonnie Raitt, old school blues, Manu Chao, Omara Portundo, Chico Cesár, The Be Good Tanyas, Buena Vista Social Club, Al Green, etc. etc.

Movies:

Caddyshack, Goonies, La Dolce Vita, The Happiness of the Kirakiu....mi Family (somthing like that. japanese flick. random singing. random claymation), Amarchord (Fellini movies), The Three Amigos, A Clockwork Orange, Himalaya, Hedwig...either retarted funny or profound

Television:

I don't get out much in TV land, but I can roll with some Family Guy when it's on. I went through a shocking and shameful period in my life where I got hooked on Survivor... I know. It was the one in the Amazon and I started watching it with my friend as a joke to be like "God, I can't believe people watch this junk." Yeah well, after that every Friday became the official ooooh!-Survivor's-on-tonight-night. I could lie and say it was because the only other English station was the American Armed Forces one, but the truth is, we got dirty and liked it!

Gigglesnort Hotel (B.J. Helps Blob Prepare for a Date)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnHhXxCOc7A

childhood favorite...think what you will

Books:

right now i'm into historical/cultural autobiographies... just pick one, i'll probably want to read it (ie. When Heaven and Earth Changed Places, Wild Swans, German Boy, The Kite Runner, The Almond, The Places in Between, etc.). tom robbins is pretty sassy and italo calvino makes me happy, too. Favorite book of all time: Invisible Cities (Calvino). I also can't help my theatrical ways. When I read absurdist plays, the world suddenly feels like a nonsensical crayola box. Amazing. With Shakespeare I want mead and a heaving boosom style dress... With Surrealism, my life has so much meaning! If only one could live well from theatre.

Heroes:

my pals that do kick ass amazing stuff!!! holy shit you guys freak me out!

My Blog

why the oolong?

Why did I get the Oolong? It is an interesting fact that most countries have at least one isle that baffles you. An isle where odd things exist in vast multitudes. Things you didn't know could come...
Posted by Ally Bee on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 09:34:00 PST