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Twizzle

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About Me

I'm a complicated person. Even I can't figure myself out sometimes. I'm like Shaft except for the fact that I don't have a woman so theres no one to understand me.

My butt itches... will someone scratch for me?

Visit my domain at xsfoosh.com



My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who is willing to put up with me. Believe me, there aren't many out there.

Music:

Bijou, Blue Scholars, Bone Thugs 'N Harmony, Chingy, Dr DRE, Eminem, Evanescence, Gorillaz, Ludacris, Move, Origa, Shaggy, Shakira, Sylver, Tainaka Sachi, Snoop Dogg, Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Utada Hikaru, Yung Joc

Movies:

40 Year Old Virgin, Batman Begins, Chronicles of Narnia, Final Fantasy: Advent Children, King Kong, Mulan, Shaolin Soccer, Sin City

Television:

Becker, Boondocks, Family Guy, Iron Chef, Simpsons, Top Gear, Whose Line, Yes Dear

Books:

Clifford the Big Red Dog, Curious George

Heroes:

Shaun Alexander, Ben Bailey, Jimmy Carr, Henry Cho, Jim Gaffigan, the Amazing Johnathan

My Blog

5 pirates and 1 woman stranded on an island

Five pirates and one woman wash up on a desert island after a shipwreck.Before long they are all getting pretty horny so they all make a deal.Each pirate will marry the woman for one week at a time, a...
Posted by hoshi no fooshi on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 11:54:00 PST

The gift of money is sometimes meaningless

One of my friends is moving away from me. Far, far away to SoCal where they will be working in accounting for some firm. Anyways, I thought they would be in a money crunch so as my Christmas gift to t...
Posted by hoshi no fooshi on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 11:42:00 PST

Leave my eatting habits alone

I was walking up the path from the parking lot to my school, and there were two girls talking. One of them saw me carrying a Wendy's bag and said "That's not very healthy", and without even thinking I...
Posted by hoshi no fooshi on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 10:57:00 PST

Never more than just friends

A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great ...
Posted by hoshi no fooshi on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 01:43:00 PST

Drinking should be kept to a minimum

So I was with my friend Bryan the other night in a bar. Well, he got pretty drunk and said he was going to puke. So I helped him walk to the toilet. All the stalls were occupied. Now Bryan is rugby pl...
Posted by hoshi no fooshi on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 12:49:00 PST

This stuff isn't creepy at all...

Tampon Dolls anyone?
Posted by hoshi no fooshi on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST