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Pandemonium

Life is extinct on other planets because their scientists are more advanced than ours

About Me

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

I like to work on really old cars that are impractically unsafe so if you go out with me you most likely have a death wish or already had your tetanus shot. I go to CSULA but im an absent minded student that neglects to put in his grad check papers so I guess you could say imp almost a college graduate. I like coffee... ALOT, it helps to have a lot of friends at star bucks for hook ups, it all started when I had a lame calculus class that made me stay up to unholy hours at night. I party with my buds whenever I can but I’ve killed enough brain cells to constitute a cellular genocide, so im just taking it easy for now on. Don’t count me on being lame though. I can be as obnoxious as the next guy. I like old movies, going on road trips, playing pranks on my friends, buying leather jackets and funny t-shirts, making people laugh... But what I really like is meting different kinds of people, it’s the best way to learn about the world... least that’s what I think

My Interests

Music, Driving real fast, Crusing, Car shows, wrecking old beat up cars, expanding my understanding of women, bonfires, shopping for cheap speed parts, Making love, reading, school, going to concerts/shows, puma's, motorcycles, going to the movies, blowing up anything and everything on the 4rth of July, keeping warm while I drive my heater less car in the cold, hanging out with my friends, drinking coffee..... Its true! its dam true!!!

I'd like to meet:

I WANT THIS CAR!!! IT TALKS, JUMPS CRUZES AT 300MPH AND CAN DRIVE ME HOME WHEN I DRINK TOO MUCH *sigh... too bad its not real If you got something interesting or funy to say... it you!

Music:

Ledd Zeppelin, Mettalica, AC/DC, Pink Floyd, Green Day, The Offspring, Stray Cats, Social Distortion, Elvis, Rob Zombie, Rage Against the machine, Smashing pumpkins... in short, any kind of Rock will do

Movies:

Fight Club, Matrix... all of em, Citizen Kane, Swingers, any Sean Connery James bond movie, 28 days later, Y tu mama tambien, the outsiders, Gone in 60 seconds (original), American pie, pirates of silicon valley, The apartment, seven samurai, American pie movies, Star wars movies, Sunset Blvd, North by northwest, to catch a thief, hackers, The Magnificent seven, children of men, BULLITT... list goes on...

Mooj: Andy, don't let him bother you. It's ok not to have sex. Not everybody is a pussy magnet. What are you, 25?

Andy: I'm 40.

Mooj: Holy shit man, you gotta get on that... Life isn't about sex. Life is about journey and passion... and spirit!

Andy: Yeah, life is about passion.

Mooj: It's not about fucking and balls and pussy. It's about love.

Andy: Right.

Mooj: Life is about people. It's about connections.

Andy: (nodding) It's all about connections.

Mooj: It's not about tossing salad. It's not about cocks, and ass, and tits.

Andy: (uncomfortable) Yeah.

Mooj: And butthole pleasures.

Andy: It's not about butthole pleasures.

Mooj: It's not about these rusty trombones, and these dirty sanchez. It's not about rainbow showers and camel toe slide... your cincinnati bowtie, your Arabian goggles and Hot Karl and pearl necklace... and these pussy juice cocktails, and jagged-head dildos, and double decker pussies.

Andy: (scared) Yeah, ok... You know... uhm double pussy...

Mooj: Shit stained balls, and cum swapping, and hanging brain, rattlesnake wiggle, and alligator fuckhouse, donkey-punching and tea-bagging.

Andy: Mooj, just please stop.

Television:

Adult swim on cartoon network, and anything that will make me laugh. History chanel n TLC kick ass

Books:

Karl jaspers way to wisdom, Anithing having to do with cars, Enders game, The Game, 48 Laws of power,

Heroes:

My pops

My Blog

DREAM COME TRUE

Today one of the dreams that ive had for the longest time finaly came true, Nothing can bring me down from this cloud... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO its qu...
Posted by Pandemonium on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ammmeeeeeeerica, what a beautiful scary place to be

do you hear the police sirens? beautiful, eh? Ammmeeeeeeerica, what a beautiful scary place to be but then living in fear is normal for us we are all scared shitless of the immediate future by the...
Posted by Pandemonium on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST