I love life and I am a lazy bum but,I can breathe because I don't smoke any more.I love my beautiful wife and glad she puts up with my shit.I am drug free so I can remember what I did yesterday and what color boxers I have on.Riley is here now and is getting huge.He has doubled in weight and smiles all the time.I like to brew beer and I hate fake people.I like to bowl in the 200's but, it doesn't happen that often.I like to disc golf and shoot in the red because it makes me happy.I like rated R movies and can't wait to retire at the age of fifty.I am sick of stupid ass people trying to be my friends when they don't even know me.Their dumb ass is either trying to market some shit that I don't want or they can't fucking read my profile. Yo bitches it says I am happily married so bite someone elses jock strap!I like to watch the Dodgers whip ass and Kobe go for fifty in 8 straight games.I hate the Giants with a passion and wish an earthquake would crumble AT&T park so I wouldn't have to hear it when they go to LA and sweep.It hasn't happened in five years so it was bound to happen sooner than later.They still blow a fat one.I love playing baseball or softball but, I can't throw a ball until after my rotator cuff surgery. That sucks!I like to people watch and laugh.I really would like to know who is lying to all these people and telling them their haircut looks good or that shirt and pants looks good.People stop lying and tell your friends how stupid they look and that they shouldn't go out in public like that.What is wrong with you people?I like to raz giant fans and since I can dish it I get it right back.I like big honking steaks cooked to perfection by myself.I like to have a good glass of wine when I cook diner.I like garlic potatoes and green beans.I love gatorade and grape juice.I like to bbq hot dogs for my wife because it makes her happy.I like to receive massages and foot rubs even know it never happens.I like turkey sandwiches from subway and pizza slices from Blondies on Powell street.I think the BART is funny and I like to run up the stairs while everyone else is stuck on stupid riding the escalater.I hate cigerete smoke.How ironic?I dislike crack heads that pan handle for crack.I hate fat panhandelers because that means tourist are giving away to much money.I hate people waiting for the bus in the middle of the street.The bus isn't coming any faster so get back on the side walk.I hate muffin tops so put your fat back in your pants.When did it become cool for girls to get sun glasses so big they cover their whole face.Why don't they just get some goggles.I hate loud ass people when they smack mouths together when they eat.Close your damn mouth when you eat damn it.I would like to enter a food eating contest one day because I think I could do some damage.I like comming home to my wife and boy everyday.At two months he is all ready trying to walk.He stands by himself, crazy?I like watching movies in suround sound loud as hell until my wife makes me turn it down because she thinks I'm deaf.I like collecting baseball cards or anything that will make me money in the future.I think I have ADHD.So I can't sit still for very long and I bite the shit out of my finger nails.I don't even know how I am writing for so long.I like to fix stuff that I break.I used to light things on fire when I was little but, I think I'm over it.I love to watch my money grow in all of my different investments.I think i am kind of obsessed with the thought of retirement?I have the worst road rage that you have ever seen.I do want to know how all these people got their licences.Do they give them out to any one?Do they not know that their in the fast lane doing 50mph?Did I mention how much I hate the giants and how much I love my wife?Ummmm......What else.......I don't know.
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