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You Are 92% American
You're as American as red meat and shooting ranges.
Tough and independent, you think big.
You love everything about the US, wrong or right.
And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you! How American Are You? .. .. width="550" height="357" ..This group of guys will kill you!!!...................................................... ............................................................ ............................................................ ...............From the womb to the tomb...pure massiveness ........If you're a LIBERAL I only pray an islamic fundamentalist cuts off your head on Al-jezeera while YOU'RE in the orange jumpsuit!!! Maybe then the reality of planet earth will sink in.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Greg M 2000
Birthday: October 19th
Birthplace: Edmonds
Current Location: Lake Stevens
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Icelandic (Massive Vikings)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Authentic Moccasins Woven From Human Flesh
Your Weakness: Weakness..........RAWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
Your Fears: STD's
Your Perfect Pizza: GNC doesn't make pizzas
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Toughest man in Lake Stevens
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: DHO (Dude hang out)
Thoughts First Waking Up: PROTIEN!
Your Best Physical Feature: I am a physical feature
Your Bedtime: 9pm to 4am
Your Most Missed Memory: Army days
Pepsi or Coke: I don't fucking drink soda! RAWWWWWWWWW!
MacDonalds or Burger King: I don't fucking eat fast food! RAWWWWWWWW!
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: No Idea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: My lungs are massive, smoking is for weaklings!
Do you Swear: Don't trust a man who doesn't swear
Do you Sing: Does screaming heavy metal count?
Do you Shower Daily: Two to Three times
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: If I can find a college that is not liberal infested
Do you want to get Married: Yes and to a woman
Do you belive in yourself: You don't acheive massiveness believing in others
Do you get Motion Sickness: Of course not
Do you think you are Attractive: How can you be massive and not be attractive
Are you a Health Freak: That would be an understatement
Do you get along with your Parents: Very much so
Do you like Thunderstorms: Whats that...Do I like thunderstorms? RAWWWWWW!
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar & I will rock your face!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: New Years (unfortunatly) Since alcohol is for weaklings
In the past month have you Smoked: No Way
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No fucking way
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Does going out with my girlfriend count?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: It was just Christmas what do you think...I am not a Jew
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Fuck NO
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Fuck YES
In the past month have you been on Stage: I am a stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: I don't think so....
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I live in Seattle and it is January
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I fucking hate thieves more than anything
Ever been Drunk: Drunker than you could imagine
Ever been called a Tease: No that is something that you call hot chicks, that won't bone down
Ever been Beaten up: Only in training never on the street and my coach will kick your ass too
Ever Shoplifted: I was 9 it doesn't count
How do you want to Die: I want to be eaten by a Great White..Then I'd become the Great White...Then I'd fucking eat you!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A badass mercenary...Wait I already am one
What country would you most like to Visit: Brazil
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Don't care
Favourite Hair Color: Don't care
Short or Long Hair: Don't care (as long as it's not dyke)
Height: 5'2" to 5'9"
Weight: Weight doesn't matter...Body fat % of 15 or less
Best Clothing Style: Dressing normally not like a gangster or a goth
Number of Drugs I have taken: If caffine & acetyamephanine count then 2
Number of CDs I own: 341
Number of Piercings: Piercings will get ripped out in a fight
Number of Tattoos: So many they have become one
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 6.3
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! ......,,,,,,,,,,,,.Only In Iraq....Idiots!!!........................................... ............................................................ ............................................................ ..I Love George Bush and if you don't then I hope you die!
