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S.L.

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Hi!!!!! HI!!!!

I am a resident of the exciting capital region of New York State.

I used to be the network administrator for two local colleges, but it turns out that job is boring and for nerds so I have returned to my first career of graphic design.I also am half-responsible for a small t-shirt company named Aloha Victory that could use some sales.

I have been in numerous metal bands in this area( Evixxion , Rutger Hauer , WakeUpDead , At War With Shadows , Mataburro plus Falkirk who have no web presence) and currently have a half-baked death metal band and a fully simmering non-metal band.

I have a cat named Bill Murray and I like to play racquet sports and jog unarmed on unlit roads.

My Interests

The defeating realities of hard and serious astronomy, any phenomenon that can't be witnessed without burying equipment a mile down into the earth, songs about those topics.

I'd like to meet:

Anybody who wants to join my heavy heavy Queen and Billy Squier cover band. This is serious!!

Also people who like really refreshing drinks and bright colors.

Scientists who like to talk about stuff that is completely elementary to them but totally astounding to me.

Music:

the rentals, godflesh, amon amarth, the police, enslaved, komeda, aborted, deicide, stereolab, nile, deadguy, dead horse, the cars

Movies:

remo williams, el topo, smokey and the bandit, real genius, gung ho

Television:

I'll talk to you about food and science related television as well as shows that were big when I was 10, but never Lost or Heroes or some So You Think You've Got A Goiter gong show.

Books:

Grimy westerns, Grimy swashbucklers, Grimy science, Grimy cookbooks

Heroes:

Denny Blaze, Bill Murray, The Mythbusters, anyone who shakes it up without shaky hands.

My Blog

OMG SWORDZ!!!

I wrote this a while ago elsewhere and promptly forgot about it. This is a good place to rewrap it like it's new and improved! Cold Steel: Solid Proof DVDImmerse yourself in two hours of chubby, ...
Posted by S.L. on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 02:01:00 PST

Things that aren't funny: Volume 1 SIGNED!!!

Family Guy.  
Posted by S.L. on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 12:42:00 PST

Shirley Jackson... George Romero WHAT IS THE CONNECTION?

There isn't one, but this story makes them simultaneously sprint to mind!! http://amb.cult.bg/american/5/barthelme/zombies.htm More of that guy here....
Posted by S.L. on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 02:00:00 PST

In honor of 6/6/06...

...I shaved off my beard. I need my chin to be smooth to achieve all the ritual magic necessary to bring about the final plagues and hungry teams of hell-hyenas who will judge and devour eve...
Posted by S.L. on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 03:13:00 PST

The Mechanics of Armwrestling

This is how armwrestling goes when your friends are not meatheads. One or more people declare that they want to armwrestle and they say it with a tone engineered to buttress against future e...
Posted by S.L. on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 08:58:00 PST

Not for nothin'

But people who want to talk about creationism as a valid alternative science should not ever use the word "thermodynamic" because they tend to not understand it. True and unrelated story: So I am park...
Posted by S.L. on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 01:38:00 PST

The largest bee

Spread your arms out as far as they go. Hold pencils in them just to get the spread a little wider. From pencil point to pencil point, that is the wingspan of the prehistoric bee that is now in my of...
Posted by S.L. on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 10:49:00 PST

A Myspace secret I wish to share

Anytime there's an ad with a game in it, I play the game. I even voted for what Britney should do today. I'm always punching Osama and burning the ants with the magnifying glass. I can't think of anyt...
Posted by S.L. on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 07:52:00 PST

I grew up eating spam

    Today I got some spam mail with the sender name "Jewishness E. Squinting" and I don't think I could come up with a better name.
Posted by S.L. on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 11:13:00 PST

The New Cars (bad news content)

From www.melodicrock.com: THE NEW CARS ROLL OFF THE ASSEMBLY LINE:And The New Cars are officially born. This was confirmed in a recent e-mail from Kasim Sulton to his mailing list. It reads:"I guess ...
Posted by S.L. on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 09:56:00 PST