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Beast

Shut up and eat your slop.

About Me

I've been told I smell like patchouli and bubble gum.

My Interests

I long for the absolute de-construction and inevitable downfall of mankind. Until that day, I will continue to enjoy collecting music, movies, meatless food, pills, beer, working on my facade, naps with my cats, the avoidance of stress and drama, aspirations of grandeur: writing a book, self-employment, moving to and becoming Canadian, keeping promises, being happy without succumbing to systematic, categorical crap.

I'd like to meet:

Canadians

Music:



Adult.
Alien Sex Fiend
Marc Almond
Tori Amos
Aphex Twin
B 52's
Bauhaus
Berlin
Betty X
Blue
Bjork
The Breeders
Jeff Buckley
Kate Bush
Cat Power
Cheb i Sabbah
Chris and Cosey
Christian Death
Clock DVA
Cocteau Twins
The Cramps
Cranes
The Creatures
Coil
Concrete Blonde
Conspiracy International
The Cure
Current 93
Dead Can Dance
Dead Milkmen
Death In June
Deee-Lite
Delerium
Depeche Mode
Ani DiFranco
Download
Echo and The Bunnymen
Einsterzende Neubauten
Elastica
Eurythmics
Fad Gadget
Fantomas
Fischer Spooner
Elizabeth Fraser
Front 242
Diamanda Galas
Lisa Gerrard
The Glove
Robin Guthrie
Nina Hagen
PJ Harvey
Heart
Hellfish
Joy Division
KMFDM
Kraftwerk
Kronos Quartet
LadyTron
Cyndi Lauper
The Legendary Pink Dots
London After Midnight
Lene Lovich
Low
Lush
Marc and the Mambas
Marilyn Manson
Massive Attack
Mazzy Star
Metallica
Ministry
Miss Kitten
Missing Persons
Morrissey
Peter Murphy
Muslim Gauze
My Bloody Valentine
My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult
New Order
Nine Inch Nails
Nitzer Ebb
Stina Nordenstam
The Normal
Gary Numan
Nurse With Wound
Pet Shop Boys
Peter Gabriel
The Pixies
Plaid
Portishead
The Prids
Psychic TV
Ratt
Red House Painters
Roxy Music
Scorn
Severed Heads
Sex Gang Children
Sigue Sigue Sputnik
Siouxsie and The Banshees
Sisters of Mercy
Skinny Puppy
Slayer
The Smiths
Soft Cell
Sparklehorse
The Spores
Sugarcubes
The Sundays
The Tear Garden
This Mortal Coil
Throbbing Gristle
Tones On Tail
Virgin Prunes
Voltaire
Shannon Wright
Wire
Yaz

Movies:

Viva Pedro
All About My Mother
Bad Education
Dark Habits
Law Of Desire
Matador
Talk To Her
Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down
Volver
What Have I Done To Deserve This
The Secret Life of Words
Pan's Labyrinth
The Science of Sleep
Motorcycle Diaries
Y Tu Mama Tambien
The Cremaster Cycle
Zombies, et al
Shaun of The Dead
Night of The Living Dead
Dawn of The Dead
Return of The Living Dead
Return of The Living Dead 2
Dead Alive
Evil Dead, Evil Dead II, Army of Darkness
Night of The Comet
Night of The Creeps
28 Days Later
28 Weeks Later
Resident Evil
Rosemary's Baby
Carrie
The Omen
Greg Araki
Doom Generation
Nowhere
Mysterious Skin
Kinsey
What The Bleep Do We Know
Donnie Darko
Brokeback Mountain
Little Miss Sunshine
Dancer In The Dark
I Heart Huckabee's
Who's Afraid Of Virginia Wolfe
Fast Food Nation
TransAmerica
 Children of Men
Elvira, Mistress of The Dark
Corpse Bride
Princess Bride
Labyrinth
The Never Ending Story

Heroes:



My Blog

Stigmata martyr

The Holy Spirit entered my body in liquid form last night.  It forced me to the sidewalk and left me bleeding from the palms.  I am truly blessed.
Posted by Beast on Mon, 14 May 2007 11:16:00 PST

R.I.P. Lotus

Today at about 12:30pm, my Lotus passed away. I won't trivialize it with details. I'll just say that she went peacefully and purring after weeks of pain and unrest. She will be greatly missed and a...
Posted by Beast on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 10:51:00 PST

Am I still a gay?

I think I kissed more girls last night than I have boys in the last year. What's up with that?  Well, at least I know that, since my girls are hot, I can't be all that repellent.  And t...
Posted by Beast on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 02:03:00 PST

If I was an asteriod...

Big surprise...I was hoping for this result.If you were an asteroid, which country would you hit?United States of America.George Bush's utopia of freedom and democracy will be crushed.Click Here to Ta...
Posted by Beast on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 03:11:00 PST

Boys think I'm hot.

So, I spotted a CUTE boy last night while sitting at Clever Dunnes.  Contrary to popular belief, I don't spot them often (in the sense that I would say to my friends, "Wow, he's really cute"...
Posted by Beast on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 11:06:00 PST

Bloody

I don't know what made me think I could run down the street while piggy backing a small lesbian...maybe it was the tequila, probably, ya. We fell, we bled, the rest is regretful history.
Posted by Beast on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 02:01:00 PST

Had to be there...

Nina Hagen was (and is) amazing tonight. I can't elaborate for it was (and is) a "had to be there" experience. If you've never seen her live, you'll never quite "get it".
Posted by Beast on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 01:20:00 PST

Job Blog

I'm looking to quit my jobby-job. Actively. My new boss makes my old boss seem like a genius. Sure, he's a nice enough guy, but he really needs to remove his lips from the corporate ass. They're a...
Posted by Beast on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 11:00:00 PST

Head trauma...

I had to go the ER lastnight. As always, those kind of adventures are most undesirable. I've been experiencing bouts of dizziness for that last week or so and thought it was just an ear infection.  ...
Posted by Beast on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dog Blog

I talked to my Mom last night, as it was Mothers Day and all. It was of no surprise to me that she was loaded drunk, slurring words and as I found out later in the conversation, DRIVING. This of cou...
Posted by Beast on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST