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A-stylez

I have two arms, legs, and a fully functioning neck, some pocket lint, two spatulas, and a smoke det

About Me


I like Toys

Almost as muscular as me.



Mine

This vid makes me pee by its awesomeness. And I put it here as easy access for myself, not for you.

My Interests

Things I don't know interest me. What? I don't know you? Then you must be interesting... but probably not. Snowboarding is cool too. I know, because I do a lot of it. And motorbikes. Anything to get my lean on.

I'd like to meet:


Someone's whose name starts with Tree and ends with Nah.
...
Most people in this world need a swift fist in the mouth.
You're probably one of them.

I have plenty of the former. Bring your latter.

Music:

I like the music I make when I'm on the toilet. And Sade. If I listen to Sade while I'm on the toilet.. well, thats just heaven.

Movies:

I am the living embodiment of IMDB.COM Go ahead. Test me. I know it all.

Television:

I want to cut you into little pieces and stick you into my television. That way, I can watch you all the time... ... ... *wink*

Books:

Too many to list. But currently reading: Forever by Pete Hamill

Heroes:

Valentino Rossi. 'Nuff said.