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You are Samus! Protected by a full suit of armour,
and armed with tons of powerful weapons, you
are always ready for everything. You are a
lone fighter, preferring to fight on your own
as opposed to battling on a team. You don't
really need any help in battle, as you are
always capable of holding your own. Don't be
afraid to ask for help if it's needed,
because not all battles can be fought alone.
Which Super Smash Bros. character are you? (Lots of results and cool pictures!!!)
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People who are for real! I hate fake people!
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Devils Rejects, Natural Born Killers, Stanley Kubrick, Quenton Torrentino, Fight Club, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Banned from T.V., Bumfights, CKY, Traces (not faces) of Death, Troma, Farenheit 9/11, Bush's Brain, Lord of the Flies, Army of Darkness, The Dead Alive, Undead, Dawn of the Dead, Original Night of the living Dead, Club Dred, National Lampoon's, All the Scary Movies, Mel Brooks, Very Bad Things, and a fuck load more!
Football NFL (Colts, Falcons, Dolphins, Bucs), Chappelle Show, Aqua Teen Hungar Force, Sealab 2021, Viva La Bam, FLCL, Barbed Wire Biscuits, Happy Tree Friends, Adult Swim, South Park, Perfect Hair Forever, Wonder Showzen, Pimp My Ride, Punk'd, MXC, Max-X, Family Guy, etc.
I wrote my own book bitch!!! Copyright 2001 Kenneth Smith"The Holy Hippo's Bunghole, But the Big Kahauna Doesn't Care"Thou shall not kiss thy like this fagget. But for the grace of God, whom doesn’t exist, burn one more day, ashes by now? Although… If you kiss me like a chinchilla then the t.p. for my bunghole will mix with the fumes of the dead rotting flesh particles of every mutilated A. Fish victim, and will create a downward cross… that in which is heated on high to a boil, you then drink from the ass of the Holy Hippopotamus, but if it is raining on the Stealth Bomber in South Africa, is it still stealth? But the Big Kahauna doesn’t care, He doesn’t show any mercy. He will with inhumanly great force, strike down with vengeance on the chickens, and they will run like there is no tomorrow from the downward burning Swastika under water as if they had drinken from hippo’s bunghole themselves. But if they had, then they then would morph into an Eeyore. While an Eeyore they can morph yet again, but only into a Big Kahauna will the mighty Beelzebub allow. And they have to fight the Dark Sadistic Hearted Evil Infested Necro-Beasto Bitch. They are fighting not knowing that if they defeat the Bitch, the evil will grow worse… And that’s just what they want. But why would anyone want evil you ask? Well ask not me, nor ask yourself. Only the Necro-Beasto Bitch himself could explain for such carnage and violence. But the Bitch has a plan, not only just a plan, but a plan that will not work, and yes he knows… But while you are convinced that the demented plan of mass suicide will take you to the heaven like perfect world, you stop to zip your zipper when it causes a nuclear explosion, turning every last child into a walking and talking penis (incapable of all sorts of pre-mature ejaculation). And yet reading this true story known though all man kind, you lack the effort to try and understand the true meaning of why the re-incarnated Flying Nut Squirrels came to the peaceful village of the goddamn baphomet. And you will never know because only the up rooted pubic hair of the last drowning catfish which will be electrocuted for his sins will have the will to carry on and the answers to all mans problems. But it can only be seen by a microscopic microscope, because it is an Atom that rotates around the second ozone layer of the dingle berry in Adolf Hitler butt hair. And there is know way you will ever know, because you’re a gay bitch!
I have no heroes, but me. I do have a few Idols which all happen to be guitarists though. Fredrik Thordendal (Meshuggah) being one of them, Adam Dutkiewicz and Joel Stroetzel (Killswitch Engage), and Jack Owens (Cannibal Corpse).