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I heart Cookie Monster since childhood. I would still sit on his lap for a picture. I want to feed him cookies and watch them crumble out of his mouth into a big mess.
LOLCATBIBLE is (http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page ),its a riot. Here's an excerpt from Matthew 1.18. Now, teh burth of teh Christ was liek dis: After Marry and Joseph were all "We's gonna get marrieded, kthnx", but before dey could had hankiez pankiez Mary was all preggy from the Holey Ghosty.19. Joseph was all liek "Oh snap, dis embarrassin. I's gonna hide mah wife".20. But when he was tihnkin, zomg, angel frm Ceiling Cat was in his dreems! Angel sayed "Hai, don't be fraided to has Mary for ur wife, cuz her baby be frm Holey Ghosty.21. "And she gonna made a son, and you gonna call him Jesus, cuz he gonna save ppl and pwn dere sinz. Kthxbye."
VOTE FOR RON PAUL IN 08, for our future, please. See for yourself: http://www.ronpaul2008.com/
5/16/06
Myriad,by Yours Truly and it's still applicable
A myriad of anonymity
camouflauge of feelings
your local obscurity is cruising the edges
try to avoid sleeping through the moment
or getting lost in the shadows; dark abyss is pretty
desperation of rejection, the salesmen are knocking
the salesmen are knocking
Curious, I answer.
Couldn't pass on an opportunity
to feel something I've never felt before
have I felt before?
Challenge
you
to take me on and show me what I'm waiting for
was it you?
**-Current life soundtrack: MANKIND IS OBSOLETE-PASSING THROUGH (@High Five 5/16/08); TIMBALAND-The WAY I ARE; Wumpscut-EMBRYODEAD; BAND OF HORSES-No One's Gonna Love You; NELLY FURTADO-GIVE IT TO ME; Breaking Benjamin-YOU FIGHT ME; Madonna-Get Together, Forbidden Love (2005 Confessions on a Dance Floor version;Kanye West-Flashing Lights ***
Meredith Brooks, "...Just when you think, you got me figured out,the season's already changing..."
I've been waiting for my knight in shining armor, to be my hero, and take me home. (REVISION Section):At age 26 I'm skeptical and a bit jaded. I'm very bored. I wish to be impressed more. I find myself unimpressed, bored, and annoyed more often than not. I hope to find the one that can handle me and give me the passion I've been waiting for along w/keeping me on my toes, and being able to communicate in an interesting fashion. I want someone I can share my passions with and teach each other stuff. Pillow talk. Feeding each other food. Goofing off like jr high kids....etc etc
I'm no one you've ever met in your life. "if you just believe in me, I will love you endlessly."(Mariah Carey- anytime you need a friend) I am the phoenix, I am the snake. "Let me have it, let me take pine at your soul..."(Angra-Wuthering Heights)
I'm not a conventional type of person. I like to watch how people react to me. I'm eccentric, and have been described as a high energy individual. Sometimes I'm an extremist. For example, I'd consider myself very laid back, but also pretty high strung. I'm pretty sarcastic. I'm pretty narcissistic; I think I'm pretty cool, I'm very happy with myself, and like to be around people who share that view.
As far as attraction goes, I've found I'm more inclined to pay attention to a man's inflections and mannerisms, as opposed to how nice his ass is, or clothes are. I've found that computer talk and talking in tangents turns me on. I've noticed guys who know what they're talking about and talk intelligently usually turn me on. Passion is contagious; where's yours? I've noticed I do NOT like egotistical, chauvanistic, racist, or arrogant people. I judge rather quickly in some ways, but I leave space for changing answers and opinions. I'm tired of feeling let down and tired of being disappointed in people. Sometimes I am too hard on myself and the people in my life.
I like to socialize, study people, learn, play with computers, graphic design, write, think about things, play pool, do group activities with groups of ppl I've deemed cool. I love my friends. There is too much taboo in this world. I like to toy with social boundaries, boundaries in general. Pushing buttons, making ppl shuffle their feet. Nothing wrong with questioning what is, and suggesting what should and could be. Now why can't we have political figures like that...Ooohhh wait, out of nowhere I've discovered that after Howard Dean left, we have RON PAUL running for election in 2008!HERE see for yourself: http://www.ronpaul2008.com/
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My Website & other journal: http://groups.msn.com/HotTopicShareYourMind
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Got a ol im: Sexy K Rock81
You Are An ENFJ
The Giver
You strive to maintain harmony in relationships, and usually succeed.
Articulate and enthusiastic, you are good at making personal connections.
Sometimes you idealize relationships too much - and end up being let down.
You find the most energy and comfort in social situations ... where you shine.
You would make a good writer, human resources director, or psychologist.
Updated this test 4/08 to maintain accuracy:
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 70%
Stability |||||||||||| 46%
Orderliness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 50%
Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 43%
Mystical |||||||||||| 43%
Artistic |||||||||||| 50%
Religious |||| 16%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Materialism |||||||||| 36%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Adventurousness |||||||||| 36%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 43%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 43%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||| 56%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Avoidant |||||||||| 36%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 50%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||||| 30%
Change averse |||||||||||| 50%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 50%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||| 36%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 64%
Histrionic |||||| 30%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity |||||||||||| 43%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 43%
Indie |||||||||||||||| 61% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Your Aura is Blue
Spiritual and calm, you tend to live a quiet but enriching life.
You are very giving of yourself. And it's hard for you to let go of relationships.
The purpose of your life: showing love to other people
Famous blues include: Angelina Jolie, the Dali Lama, Oprah
Careers for you to try: Psychic, Peace Corps Volunteer, Counselor What Color Is Your Aura?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kristy
Birthday: 10/25/81
Birthplace: OSU Hospital CBUS
Current Location: Columbus
Eye Color: Hzl green
Hair Color: blnde,auburn
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Cauc: German,Russian,Hungarian,Native American,Jewish,English,Prussian,PennDutch
The Shoes You Wore Today: barefoot so far
Your Weakness: a guy i'm infatuated with
Your Fears: same
Your Perfect Pizza: Pizza Hut's Pan pizza: Chicken Supreme
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: ...where to start. Pass.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: There is not enough damn time in the day! Let me sleep!
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes
Your Bedtime: when I get tired
Your Most Missed Memory: those when I've been in love
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: i prefer the one on one dates, more intimate
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: cigs
Do you Swear: fuck yeah
Do you Sing: yeah
Do you Shower Daily: usually
Have you Been in Love: hasn't everyone...
Do you want to go to College: back to, yes
Do you want to get Married: when the time is right...
Do you belive in yourself: oh yeah
Do you get Motion Sickness: yeah:cars,Escalators,Elevators
Do you think you are Attractive: fuck yeah
Are you a Health Freak: not so much
Do you get along with your Parents: a bit
Do you like Thunderstorms: depends
Do you play an Instrument: a little bit of the keyboard--Rather stick with singing. Definitely a better singer.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: uhhh yeahhhh
In the past month have you Smoked: cigs
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: technically
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nooo...
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes california spring roll
In the past month have you been on Stage: not in the last mth
In the past month have you been Dumped: not really
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yeah
Ever been called a Tease: yeah you love it
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: financially secure, in love, and happy
What country would you most like to Visit: Greece
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: hzl
Favourite Hair Color: blnde
Short or Long Hair: short and spikyish,or some semblance of a style...
Height: 5'8''-6'2''
Weight: 140-185
Best Clothing Style: cords, dressy shirts/polos w/layer tees
Number of Drugs I have taken: 6.
Number of CDs I own: Gee, havent been keeping inventory lately...
Number of Piercings: 4, more to come...
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: May 1997
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Disorder Rating
Paranoid : Moderate
Schizoid : Moderate
Schizotypal : High
Antisocial : Moderate
Borderline : Low
Histrionic : Moderate
Narcissistic : Moderate
Avoidant : Low
Dependent : Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive : High
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