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maryannalvarez

About Me


main stuffers:

hellooo, fellow myspace lurker. i'm maryann and i'm 19.
no need to remember it, you'll be screaming it later.
i am a sophomore at texas a&m university. whoop!
proudest member from the class of 2010. A-A-A-A-A!
my major: biomedical science. it's basically pre-medicine.
maryann a surgeon? yep, I want to cut up people for a living.
mix and match? i am 1/2 cuban & 1/2 salvadorean. pick your side to begin...
okay shut up already, i'm trying to live life to its fullest potential.
yep, i don't need your bullshit around me. i've got enough to handle at home.
by the way, get to know me first before you start talking smack, Judge Judy.
random facts:

i live off of starbucks' java chip. buy me one and make my day, sucker.
monster energy drinks were the way to go... until i began having chest pains!
i stick to Fuze beverages now. they look sexy and taste amazingly great.
don't forget smartwater™. love it, although it doesn't help you in college.
taking long walks along the beach are really really nice throughout the summer.
i love my pontiac firebird. hate the fact that the air conditioning doesn't work!
i wish to take up photography someday. i really love it in 2,398,543 ways.
hardcore nine inch nails fan. when i say hardcore... i mean hardcore.
two words: trent reznor. a f!#%ing genius & one heck of a rock legend.
hate loud people on phones. no one wants to hear about the tattoo on your buttcheek.
i have this fear of being in rooms behind closed doors. it's very creepy.
people take me for granted, but i tend to put others before myself. =)
i purposely eavesdrop on people's weird conversations while I'm walking at school.
bragging about your sex life isn't very cool in the first place.

My Interests

copy and paste:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/368557

I'd like to meet:

...but bragging about these guys is even better. simply delish.
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Movies:

v for vendetta
van helsing
50 first dates
transformers!

Television:


scrubs
the office
i love new york
saturday night live
all those late night shows
the daily show with jon stewart

Heroes:


GOD.
My lovely mother.
That silly bxtch, Dane Cook.
My cousin's sister's boyfriend's nephew from Portugal.