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trashy transvestite.

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About Me

i go to school (on occasion), i work at a dollar store, i have some really cool friends, i have an amazing boyfriend whom i am madlyyyy i love with, i don't have my license, i like going to shows and being a goofball, i like to cuddle with jess and devin, i have a hard time saving money, i love designer jeans, i hate commies, socialists, and fascists, i am a strong advocate of securing the borders (hopefully that gets done soon!!), i support traditional marriage, i like to tickle people, and i'm a big, fat, chainsmoking slob with irritable bowel syndrome and an undying love for bill o'reilly.

My Interests

devin graham!!!! unicorns. rainbows. ponies. securing the borders. slapping jess around. neo-conservatism. social conservatism. poop. when people have the courtesy to leave the room to fart. fear of vomit. being the biggest jerk you'll ever meet.

I'd like to meet:

probably not you.

Music:



Movies:

Debbie Does Dallas.

Television:

naked ladies.

Books:

more naked ladies.

Heroes:

NAKED LADIES!

My Blog

i sort of hope..

that if i ever manage to fall asleep tonight...that i don't wake up when i should.i hope that i don't fall in love ever again and am content with that.i hope i don't continue to suck so much....
Posted by trashy transvestite. on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:27:00 PST

The United Gluttons of America

I just stole this out of my livejournal because I feel that it may be one of the more important entries I've ever composed.   I've realized that I never talked about politics or government in my ...
Posted by trashy transvestite. on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 01:32:00 PST

To my fellow North Branford peers and others:

Through all of the hardships I've endured, confused thoughts I've almost drown myself in and memories I've tried endlessly to tear from my brain, I've found myself staring at the past with no lov...
Posted by trashy transvestite. on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 02:51:00 PST

sweeeet sixteen.

My birthday was today, my sweet sixteen and it was quite sweet indeed. My boyfriend got me a sick aquarium and tons of stuff for it, resulting in him spending all of his money on me because he spoils ...
Posted by trashy transvestite. on Thu, 11 May 2006 09:08:00 PST

This one goes out to Conor Oberst.

I am sick of girls. I can't take it anymore. I am sick of how suddenly every single girl I know feeds off of drama. It's like a fucking drug for them and I don't get it. Sometimes I think that when I ...
Posted by trashy transvestite. on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 07:40:00 PST

MY THOUGHTS ON ABORTION.

I broke my nose at Throwdown. I drank but didn't get drunk. I slept on a couch. To you, that all sounds like shit. To me, that sounds like an awesome fuckin' weekend. ...
Posted by trashy transvestite. on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 06:38:00 PST

HEY GIRLS! CHECK IT OUT!

this is not an ad for ribbon dancer. i just wanted to say how much i really do hate girls. fjdkgjdoigjiwejriaskvkmggtwiqrtjpoaeigjeiao4jqtio,tjnhour45q 8iijgiefds fdfgdjaogjerklatjklsf djgkadjfresaojti...
Posted by trashy transvestite. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

who makes plans?

i was homeless last night, camped out in a park, walked around town@4am just to find out we still have nowhere to go and snuck into a friend's house after stealing their cake just to get three hours o...
Posted by trashy transvestite. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

oh what a night

man, it's like 4:30am and my night still isn't over. this has been one of the best nights ever. first, carnival. saw that it sucked so went for a walk, took crazy pictures, got picked up, went back to...
Posted by trashy transvestite. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FILL THIS OUT AND EARN YOURSELF 25 SCENE POINTS!!!!!1one

(STOLEN FROM MY NIGGA CHRIS.) 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain w...
Posted by trashy transvestite. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST