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About Me

Now come on everybody, let's make cocaine cool
We need a few more half naked women up in the pool
And hold this MAC-10 that's all covered in jewels
And can you please put your titties closer to the 22s?
And where's the champagne? We need champagne
Now look as hard as you can with this blunt in your hand
And now hold up your chain slow motion through the flames
Now cue the smoke machines and the simulated rain
But not too loud 'cause the baby's sleepin
I wonder if it knows what the world is keepin
Up both sleeves while he lay there dreamin
Me and my robot tip-toe 'round creepin
I had to turn my back on what got you paid
I couldn't see half the hood on me like Abu Ghraib
But I'd like to thank the streets that drove me crazy
And all the televisions out there that raised me, I was

Daydream
I fell asleep beneath the flowers
For a couple of hours
On a beautiful day
Daydream
I dream of you amid the flowers
For a couple of hours
Such a beautiful day

P.S. Want to try anal?

My Interests

pencils, pens, art, web design, home "improvement", working on cars, my friends, working sometimes, sports, video games. I just let it do what it do, nephew.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that's not full of shit.
Also:

If you have it, you don't need it.
If you need it, you don't have it.
If you have it, you need more of it.
If you have more of it you don't need less of it.
You need it to get it.
And you certainly need it to get more of it.
But if you don't already have any of it to begin with, you can't get any of it to get started; which means you really have no idea how to get it in the first place, do you?
You can share it, sure.
You can even stock pile it if you'd like.
But you can't fake it.
Wanting it, needing it, wishing for it.
The point is, if you'd never had any of it ever;
people just seem to know.

"Whoa baby, slow down! i know you and your hot triplet sisters wanna get it on with me right here on my private aircraft carrier, but i got THINGS TO DO" "If I became physically attracted to things that irked me, the world would burst into flame from the friction of my furious humping."

Music:

Funny story, probably everything. Save for Country, I grew up in the south and I always associate country with where I grew up. Ah hell, I have been known to get down to some Alan Jackson once in a while.

Movies:

Anything with Christopher Walken

Television:

I really haven't been watching much of it. Heroes is cool though.

My Blog

Dear God... it's a survey!

1.What does your Myspace Name Mean? The successor of Moses as leader of the Israelites. Deut. 31:14, 23; 34:9. A book of the Bible bearing his name. Abbreviation: J...
Posted by Josh on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 04:34:00 PST

True Story.

Open Microsoft ExcelSelect a column and set the cells to display as a DateEnter in any number below 2950999, any number at all.Negative numbers and numbers above 2950999 will just display # This is wh...
Posted by Josh on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 04:30:00 PST

and this is why he is a God

Posted by Josh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

woo!

omg, lyke i'm soooo mature cause lyke, i post stuff in my myspace jurnal. omgomg!!11eleven!!11for the love of god.. make it stop.seriously, on-line journals really are theraputic. :|
Posted by Josh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The end of an era.

Well, it's official, my 1988 Mazda 626 SX Hatchback.. is gone.Offered up to the gods of economics.May he rest in peace.
Posted by Josh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ahem

reply, reply, reply. witty comment, sexual inuendo. sarcastic quip, crude punch line.salutation,namepost script[ever wonder where babies really come from?]...
Posted by Josh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Plastic Steve

once a sippy cup from a non-human mother now he owns you all yep, that'd be a haiku!
Posted by Josh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Love

he: "i could talk to you for hours, without wanting to gouge your eyes out!"she: "that's kind of scary, but good i guess?"he #2: "that's the best you'll ever get out of him, trust me. he says he loves...
Posted by Josh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST