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Really Freakin' Long Survey...
What is your name?: Mark
Are you named after anyone?: Nope
What's your screename?: Jah1satellite
Would you name a child of yours after you?: no
If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be?: danielle
If you could switch names with a friend who would it be?: Tyrell lol
Are there any mispronounciations/typos that ppl do w/ your name constantly?: Yeah my last name (kelley, not kelly!)
Would you drop your last name if you became famous?: Psh no
Basics
Your gender:: male
Straight/Gay/Bi:: straight
Single?: yup
If not, do you want to be?: nope
Birthdate:: 7-14-88
Your age:: 19
Age you act:: depends on my mood
Age you wish you were:: I'm good for now...if I had to choose then maybe 21?
Your height:: 5'11
Eye color:: Brown, but some tell me otherwise...
Happy with it?: yes
Hair color:: dark brown
Happy with it?: why wouldn't I be?
Lefty/righty/ambidextrous:: righty
Your living arrangement:: parents
Your family:: love em
Have any pets?: not any more...
Whats your job?: did work at Zapolli's, but they closed down
Piercings?: Ears
Tattoos?: once I have the money for it.
Obsessions?: music, nature
Addictions?: music and cigarettes
Do you speak another language?: spanish.. kinda
Have a favorite quote?: "But I, being poor, have only my dreams. Tread lightly, lest you tread on my dreams." ~Equilibrium
Do you have a webpage?: myspace and facebook
Deep Thoughts About Life and You in it
Do you live in the moment?: Sometimes
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: yeah usually
Do you have any secrets?: wouldn't you like to know...
Do you hate yourself?: sometimes, but that's not very healthy.
Do you like your handwriting?: it's alright
Do you have any bad habits?: yeah...
What is the compliment you get from most people?: I don't really keep track to be honest...
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?: Life with Mark
What's your biggest fear?: Being covered with spiders!!!
Can you sing?: Yeah I'm alright
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?: Nah
Are you a loner?: Yeah I can be, but not all the time
What are your priorities in life?: to glorify God
If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: I'd hope so, cuz I kick ass...lol
Are you a daredevil?: Eh..sometimes
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: My big mouth...figuratively speaking
Are you passive or agressive?: depends. usually passive though
Do you have a journal?: no
What is your greatest strength and weakness?: strength- understanding people. weakness- my temper
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?: how skinny I am lol
Do you think you are emotionally strong?: eh.. most of the time
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?: yes
Do you think life has been good so far?: Yeah, hasn't been too bad. not been easy, but I've endured.
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: Don't rely on yourself.
What do you like the most about your body?: No clue..
And least?: my broken nose lol
Do you think you are good looking?: Another stupid question...
Are you confident?: I try to be.
What is the fictional character you are most like?: Huckleberry Finn lol
Are you perceived wrongly?: Yeah sometimes
Do You...
Smoke?: gave up quitting for now lol, so cigarettes, cigars, cigarillos, and hookah
Do drugs?: nah man
Read the newspaper?: no, watch the news occasionally
Pray?: yes, i love talking to my God
Go to church?: when i make it out there.
Talk to strangers who IM you?: depends
Sleep with stuffed animals?: of course not...
Take walks in the rain?: Sure?
Talk to people even though you hate them?: yeah.
Drive?: yes
Like to drive fast?: Sure.
Would or Have You Ever?
Liked your voice?: uhh sure..
Hurt yourself?: yeah, but accidently
Been out of the country?: Yeah, Ecuador and Mexico.
Eaten something that made other people sick?: Uh maybe?
Been in love?: I don't think so.
Done drugs?: Hell no.
Gone skinny dipping?: Dude, who hasn't gone skinny dipping?!
Had a medical emergency?: yes
Had surgery?: once.
Ran away from home?: I almost did like in 6th grade.
Played strip poker?: Haha yeah...good times..
Gotten beaten up?: nope
Beaten someone up?: almost did.
Been picked on?: yea
Been on stage?: yep, used to be every other thursday.
Slept outdoors?: yes, i love camping
Thought about suicide?: yes, but would never do it.
Pulled an all nighter?: yes
If yes, what is your record?: I would say 19 hours
Gone one day without food?: I don't think so.
Talked on the phone all night?: not all night...just some of the night...
Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?: yeah, but we were just sleeping.
Slept all day?: most the morning and early afternoon
Killed someone?: nope
Made out with a stranger?: nope
Had sex with a stranger?: Nah man.
Thought you're going crazy?: yes
Kissed the same sex?: hell no
Done anything sexual with the same sex?: hell no again
Been betrayed?: yes
Had a dream that came true?: sort of
Broken the law?: sure.
Met a famous person?: yes
Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: it was an accident I swear!
On purpose?: nope
Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?: a few...
Stolen anything?: ehh..
Been on radio/tv?: nope
Been in a mosh-pit?: hell yeah
Had a nervous breakdown?: I don't believe so..
Bungee jumped?: nope
Had a dream that kept coming back?: yes
Beliefs
Belive in life on other planets?: nope
Miracles?: yes
Astrology?: do you even know what you're asking?
Magic?: no
God?: yes
Satan?: yes
Santa?: nope, no fat man delivers me any presents!
Ghosts?: nope
Luck?: no
Love at first sight?: I don't really think so
Yin and yang (that good can't exist w/o bad)?: no
Witches?: yeah, they're just people lol
Easter bunny?: no
Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?: of course
Believe theres a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?: duh, I'm Irish, and I've seen it. I'm the security guard for it.
Do you wish on stars?: nah
Deep Theological Questions
Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?: traditional view? sort of. I believe what the Bible teaches.
Do you think God has a gender?: no, he is not human.
Do you believe in organized religion?: yes
Where do you think we go when we die?: depends on if you put your faith in Jesus Christ or not.
Friends
Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?: yes
Who is your best friend?: Emilie, Matt, Taylor, Hutton
Who's the one person that knows most about you?: Emilie
What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?: if you're being yourself and they still don't like you, then forget them.
Your favorite inside joke?: fuck candy! lol
Thing you're picked on most about?: my lack of school attendance lol
Who's your longest known friend?: like half of my friends
Newest?: Maria, Shana
Shyest?: No clue
Funniest?: Parke
Sweetest?: No clue...lol
Closest?: Probably Emilie
Weirdest?: Probably Bryan lol
Smartest?: Amanda probably
Ditziest?: Sarah hahaha
Friends you miss being close to the most?: Shana...tear...
Last person you talked to ..?: emilie
Who do you talk to most ..?: Kevin, Emilie, Kara
Who are you on the phone with most?: Kevin
Who do you trust most?: Emilie
Who listens to your problems?: Most of my friends
Who do you fight most with?: emilie lol
Who's the nicest?: Hard to say...
Who's the most outgoing?: Probably all of them are
Who's the best singer?: Tessa
Who's on your shit-list?: I try to keep that one clean
Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend?: Haha, maybe...
Who's your second family?: The Colwell's or the Davis's
Do you always feel understood?: nope
Who's the loudest friend?: Sarah
Do you trust others easily?: sometimes
Who's house were you last at?: A lot of people's by the time I update this...
Do your friends know you?: Yeah I guess so.
Friend that lives farthest away:: Scott R.
Love and All That
Do you consider love a mistake?: no, love is from God
What do you find romantic?: romantic stuff.
Turn-on?: a hot chick...
Turn-off?: an ugly chick...
First kiss?: Movies I think
If someone u had no interest in had interest in dating u how would u feel?: ...not interested lol
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going: yes
Have u ever wished it was more socially acceptable 4 a girl 2 ask a guy out: hell yes...
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive: don't think so.
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?: i guess
What is best about the opposite sex?: body
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?: they're all confusin' like...
What's the last present someone gave you?: Don't really remember
Are you in love?: not right now
Do you consider your significant other hot?: do I have a significant other?
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 63%
Stability |||||||||||||| 56%
Orderliness |||||||||| 40%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 50%
Intellectual |||||||||| 36%
Mystical |||||||||| 36%
Artistic |||||||||||| 43%
Religious |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Hedonism |||||| 30%
Materialism |||||||||| 36%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 43%
Work ethic |||||| 23%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||||||| 36%
Need to dominate |||||| 30%
Romantic |||||||||| 36%
Avoidant |||||| 23%
Anti-authority |||||| 30%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||||||||| 36%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 70%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Individuality |||||| 30%
Sexuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Peter pan complex |||||| 30%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 43%
Vanity |||||||||||| 50%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 50%
Female cliche |||||| 23% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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