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Wayne

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm Wayne!! My name means something un-interesting which in turn makes me uninteresting. I'm old and haggard...and I have shit for brains. I eat and sleep alot! I am in love with a girl who isnt in love with me (and although I know she never will be I live in the dillusion that she will be my princess). I do howver know that she loves me, oh the irony. I am in love with a girl who sees beauty in everything, who makes the word sparkle, who sees and hears things you could never imagine. She writes me poetry, she watches porn with me and tell sme dirty jokes. She cleans my wounds, and I can call her anytime and she'll talk to me about whatever I want to. She gives too much of herself away without ever asking for anything in return! FUCK WITH HER AND I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU!! Other than that, I'm laid back, love my music and play a mean guitar string or two.

My Interests

alot and not enough. My girl and her safety. Tattoos, piercings, getting them both. Music and guitars, getting drunk when I have the chance, road trips and going to shows...

I'd like to meet:

I'm only here to keep watch over my girl. But some people who are more interesting than me would be nice!

Music:

anything and everything...music runs through my veins

Movies:

porn and horror

Television:

fuck off

Books:

i borrow them from the library of pixiedom

Heroes:

take names...kick ass