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About Me

2005 chatter of the year and MVC
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: pork
Birthday: 10-18-1919
Birthplace: the streets
Current Location: the hood
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: grey
Height: 5'2
Right Handed or Left Handed: masterbate with both
Your Heritage: werd
The Shoes You Wore Today: tims
Your Weakness: miller lite
Your Fears: crack hos
Your Perfect Pizza: cut into 8 slices
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get laid
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: user has ignored you
Thoughts First Waking Up: why me
Your Best Physical Feature: teeth
Your Bedtime: when i pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: 5 mintes ago
Pepsi or Coke: grape shasta
MacDonalds or Burger King: wendys
Single or Group Dates: any date will do
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: ice t
Chocolate or Vanilla: why is it always a black white thing
Cappuccino or Coffee: no
Do you Smoke: chimney
Do you Swear: fuck yeah
Do you Sing: no
Do you Shower Daily: weekly. hit me up on saturday
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: been there
Do you want to get Married: are you proposing?
Do you belive in yourself: werd
Do you get Motion Sickness: i just puked in my mouth, thought it was a burp
Do you think you are Attractive: hotty with a body
Are you a Health Freak: freak in the bed
Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: scary
Do you play an Instrument: electric triangle
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: drunk everyday
In the past month have you Smoked: smoking now
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no drugs are bad mmmmkay
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no, kinda sad huh
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope, she shot me down
In the past month have you been on Stage: i tripped over the stage last friday
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: still
Ever been called a Tease: i wish
Ever been Beaten up: alot
Ever Shoplifted: yes, blowup doll but she turned me in
How do you want to Die: drunk in chat
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: cool
What country would you most like to Visit: dunno
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: 2 are good
Favourite Hair Color: green
Short or Long Hair: mohawk
Height: midget
Weight: under 500 lbs would be nice
Best Clothing Style: stully
Number of Drugs I have taken: public enemy .. 1
Number of CDs I own: a few
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: all of them
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My Interests


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I'd like to meet:

nimmy,chat bots, a chinese midget

Music:

yes
Get this video and more at MySpace.com

Movies:

yes

Television:

yes

Books:

i can read

Heroes:

booger,woody,poke,uly,kirpal,macsofester,and all the other studs

My Blog

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Posted by pork on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 07:05:00 PST