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Matt

anthropology....that's the study of how ghost mate, right?

About Me

I am from NJ, but will be making a move to AZ in June for school...

My Interests

Sarcasm, sex, b&w movies, rubbing dirt on my nipples, listening to Winger, vommitting, tacos, making fun of people, shiny things, history, sex with inanimate objects, glue, mittens, carbs, SARS, chicken soup, guppies, eating jell-o out of your moms ass, beer, sex, human rights, public urination, being mean, reading, granma, skittles, lawn mowers, gypsies, Jesus, getting drunk, midgets, politics, vietnamese prostitutes, cryptozoology, making up funny stories to complete strangers.. and then having sex with them...

I'd like to meet:

Bear is so hot.

Music:



Movies:



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Television:

Lost, Golden Girls, Ab FAB, ATHF, Project Runway, Roseanne,OutLaw Star, The Daily Show, Family Guy, Sealab 2021, Home Movies, Inuyasha, Real Time with Bill Mahr, Charmed, Weeds, Judge Judy, Law & Order,

Books:



My Blog

The Adventures of Matt & Raymond

"The Adventures of Matt & Raymond Vol. 2" by Raymond Carter. (Note: All this is TRUE; this is not a made-up story.. this is mine, and raymonds, real true life experiences.. proceed with caution..)...
Posted by Matt on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:21:00 PST

Only me... or possibly Ray...

For those of you who personally know me, the story I am about to tell does not seem farfetched by any means& but for those of you who do not, please understand that things like this happen to me all t...
Posted by Matt on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 07:50:00 PST

Somebody out there hates me....

Why do the Gods hate me? I was in Starbucks today, minding my own business, studying for an Arabic quiz... you know, tryin to be a good student. When a cop walks in.. and asks me for me registration a...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Which Depeche Mode Song Are You?

Blasphemous Rumours-- Doubting and cynical, you can find the irony inlife's tragedies Which Depeche Mode song are you? brought to you by Quizilla...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Trashy Homos on Myspace

LOL this was sent to me from some kid cause he immed me trying to hook up.. so I emailed him and was like your ridiculous blah blah... and this was his response... note the horrible grammar.. he was o...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST