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About Me


Rainy days make me feel safe, and I consider thunder storms one of the highlights to being alive. I get teary when I see the ocean. I can hold my own in most situations. When I'm cornered I use sarcasm as a kind of self defense, like how monkey's throw their feces. I love to read. My fake smile is alarmingly realistic, and only my best friends can discern when it's present. I love nothing in the world so well as those friends. I've moved around a lot. I think I have yet to find where I would like to call "home", so I've never been farther or closer than I am right now. If you feed me mashed potatoes, I will love you unconditionally ....forever. The muffled helicopter sound of a washing machine during it's spin cycle has always been strangely comforting to me. ...oh, and I like to bake pies.
I delight in making people happy.
Long and long has the grass been growing, Long and long has the rain been falling, Long has the globe been rolling round.
-Walt Whitman

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Spontaneous, interesting, intelligent, kind-hearted mammals that are willing to laugh at themselves just as hard as they laugh at others, and those who create in any form or context the beautiful things of the world.

Joshua Katcher Directs Amy Sedaris for PBS's "Make 'Em Laugh" from The Discerning Brute on Vimeo .

My Blog

writing samples to those who are interested.

http://capaciouscompassion.wordpress.comI know... how irritating and redundant to go to someone's blog and get a DIFFERENT blog address, but please feel free to go check it out, although I haven't wri...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 11:10:00 GMT

someone loves me!

One of my brothers loves me!  Look what Ryan's profile says about me!  I go look at it so often to boost my esteem, that i figured I should share it with everyone... "My brother, Ray, i...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 19:03:00 GMT

The Adventures of Matthew and Raymond -Vol.2-

At the ripe age of twenty, Raymond moved to New York City, after a series of unfortunate incidents that would make Lemony Snicket start bawling, despite his gloomy british optimism.  Anyhow... wi...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 09:27:00 GMT

The Adventures of Matthew and Raymond -Vol. 1-

  Once upon a time there lived two magical paupers, whose lives were truly exceptional. These broke-assed honkies were the life of every party, because they could always be expected to bring out ...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 16:35:00 GMT

automatic

it was automatic.... it now says 23.... I'm ... twenty.... three. I remember when I was young and cute, hearing people say they were twenty three, and thinking that was so far away. I imagined...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 11:22:00 GMT

fun knee

I feel like I am trying desperately to silently and evenly distribute my weight over the mine field I am rolling through, but it's growing hopeless because I just can't stop sobbing and eating these d...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 12:21:00 GMT

my life in a nutshell...

ok... so the other day I was walking to get a cab. I stuck my arm out... it pulled up... I opened the door.... and suddenly five NYPD squad cars were surrounding me. About seven police officers rush...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Apr 2005 22:55:00 GMT

I dream in color....

I have the most vivid dreams involving terrible scenarios (my best friends trying to kill me, committing suicide in bizarre and painful ways, etc.), and I always end up dead... and feeling what death ...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Jan 2005 22:20:00 GMT