Andrew Rules

stuff...music..things....power rangers....relationships....friends...what your thinking right now...stuff like that

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Basics
How many eyes do you have?: i think 2?
Do they work?: indeedly doodly
How many teeth do you have?: ummm
Count them you lazy ass: SHUT UP!
Do they work?: i can chew so yea?
Do you have a pet monkey?: no
Do you WANT a pet monkey?: maybe.....
Why?: i said maybe you jackass
What do you do when you get nervous?: constantly keep moving or have to do something
What do you do when you get excited?: i get excited
What do you do when you have to use the bathroom but there isn't one?: i pee my pants...doesnt everybody?
What is your opinion on public restrooms?: when you have to go...YOU HAVE TO GO!
Do you find questions regarding bathrooms to be odd?: nope..i talk about body functions and toilets all the time...why?
Why?: cuz im cool
Warfare
If you could invade any country, which would it be?: AHAHAHA .....CANADA MUST DIE!!!
Would you be successful?: fuck yes
Why?: cuz canada is a bunch of pansies and artsie fartsies
What would be your method for world domination?: Break-Dancing my way too the top
How likely would it be to work?: 100% likely
Americans, what would you do if the draft was reinstated?: I would........eat 500 billion cheeseburgers
Do you think killing is a Good Thing(tm) or a Bad Thing(tm)?: bad thing....
Why?: cuz im cool
If you had the power to wipe out the human race, would you?: probly not
If you had the power to wipe out any species, would you?: HELL YES....OCTOPUSSIES MUST DIE!!
What would you do if you were in a war?: hide in a corner and cry
What would be your weapon of choice?: my....penis?
Do you think you're capable of deciding when to go to war?: no
Why?: cuz im cool
Disease
What do you feel is the worst disease to have?: cancer
Why?: cuz its FUCKING CANCER!
If you could BE any disease, what would you be?: pneumonia
Why?: cuz its FUCKING PNEUMONIA
If you were a sentient disease, would you opt to make people ill?: hmm....my penis?
Why?: cuz ITS MY FUCKING PENIS
Are you constantly afraid of becoming sick?: nope i could care less
Why?: cuz im cool
If you could cure all disease in the world, would you?: yes
Why?: cuz we dont need diseases sucka
What is your opinion on medicines?: cool
What is your opinion on vaccinations?: cool
What is your opinion on doctors?: cool...except when they touch me.....
What is your opinion on the medical industry?: cool
Random Hooha
Which is better, ninjas or kitties?: kitties
Would you find a 300lb woman named Sally to be attractive?: ................no
If you had a lamp that weighed 145lbs, what would you do with it?: i would.....hit it with my penis?
If you could kill someone without any consequences, would you?: ahem...um....some people just need to die!..lol j/k...or am i?
Are you an anorexic bitch?: wow...umm..no?
How does that make you feel?: makes me feel fat...well i am so it kinda works out
What is your opinion on psychiatrists?: they are coolioooo
If you could be anything but human, what would you be?: i would be a tampon
Why?: cuz its a FUCKING TAMPON
Are you eating right now?: no
If not, do you wish you were?: no cuz i ate dinner like 2 hours ago
Had you been asked these questions before in a survey?: i dont think so
What did you think of this pointless exercise?: it made me REALLY horny
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