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Lisa

I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER

About Me

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Don't knock masterbation. It's sex with someone I love
You tell me you have a dream. Big deal. I had a kidney stone, once. Everything passes eventually!
I used to be Snow White........ then I drifted!
The space between my ears is not for rent.......so why do others try to get in there so often *sigh*
Don't argue with idiots because, over time, they will bring you down to their level and then beat you with their experience!
Thoughts on guys: "When I first saw you, I thought you were handsome. Then, of course, you spoke."
Most should take a page from Twain: "'Tis better to be silent and thought a fool, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt!"
Topanga's yearbook quote from one of the greatest tv shows: Boy Meets World!
Buried at PhotoCasket.com

My Interests

I am fast.

I read fast, write fast, and think very, very fast. I usually answer questions before people are done asking them. I am always the first one done taking a test. If you are NOT 15 minutes early, you are late!

I have no patience.

You either know something, or you don't. Do something, or don't. Don't sit there and waste your time thinking about it or going back to confirm it. Get it over with. Your first instinct is always your best; it is what your soul is telling you to do before your mind can.

I am a critical thinker.

-Keep a watchful eye, always know what your opponent's next move will be- (Chess is more than just a game!)

I am dangerous and destructive at times.

...Most of the time...

But I like it.

I am aware of my surroundings and take notice of the people around me at all times. I listen to everything being said to me, even when it looks like I'm not. Above that, I remember everything that was said to me. Including exactly where I was when I heard it.

I can be mean and pushy, but only when needed. I like to make you realize what no one else could. I like to leave a lasting memory. Take it for what it is.

I am a dedicated individual to things I am passionate about and a bias one to things that are of no importance to me. I am a very picky eater. I love Pepsi. I want to visit Washington DC before I am 40.

If I could, I would be an teacher, librarian, writer, film producer, and entrepreneur all at once. I would earn a degree in every subject because I love to learn.

There are only a few things that are really important in life: Family, Happiness, and Health.

But you can't have a good family without happiness, and you can't be happy without your health. So make your choices wisely in life because there is no going back to erase anything. Make sure you are always in control of your own life. "If you don't control your destiny, someone else will!".

I admire wisdom and experience, I want to take some from everyone I meet. I love to surround myself with the best of people: people better then me. After all, you can only be as good as the company you keep.

I'd like to meet:

A mute!

Just kidding actually would LUV/adore/seizure at meeting the carbon based cum inducer Kevin Spacey!

Would settle for Channing Tatum (lol)

Music:

We'd both be here for a real long time if I list everything that interests me.. well probably not. You would click off this page by at least my 25th interest if you even read that far. At that point I become an idiot that spent a bunch of time writing up a list of shit that I already know that no one but me is ever going to finish reading. So I'll save us both the pain and not list any specific music, movies, tv or books!

Movies:


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I LUV LUV LUV the movie that has this line in it (and no I won't tell you what it is, if you've seen it you know, if you haven't you are missing out!):

Television:


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Books:

Lets see mostly vampire/were genre of books:
Anita Blake Vampire Hunter series by Laurell K. Hamilton
Wings of Night series by Maggie Shayne
Sookie Stackhouse Southern Vampire series by Charlaine Harris (Soon to be a tv series)
Blood Ties series by Jennifer Armintrout (although I think it can be WAY better)
Betsy the Vampire Queen set of books by MaryJanice Davidson (possibly my fave set)
The vampire books set in Broken Heart, Oklahoma where the entire town is supernatural by Michele Bardsley
The Rachel Morgan books by Kim Harrison
The Abby Cooper Psychic Eye series by Victoria Laurie
Pride series by Rachel Vincent (Actually only "Stray" is out so far but is sooo good it deserves extra props! Rogue is coming out soon YAY)
Sign of the Zodiac books by Vicki Pettersson
Lee Nez series by David and Aimee Thurlo
Victory Nelson "Blood" books by Tanya Huff that have been turned into a tv series
Wyndham Werewolves by MaryJanice Davidson
Although not supernatural I have to give nods to:
The Stephanie Plum Bounty Hunter books by Janet Evanovich and
The Hannah Swenson murder mystery series by Joanne Fluke

My Blog

I want more add em if you have em

1. A site called 'Who Represents' where you can find the name of theagent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name... wait for it... ishttp://www.whorepresents.com/2. Experts Exchange, a knowled...
Posted by Lisa on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 10:32:00 PST

so there

Ok, I admit it. I've been hiding for a few days. But...I have a good reason. I live in a small town, and in a small town, when you show your @ss in public, you tend to hide. On the other hand, it work...
Posted by Lisa on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 10:22:00 PST

Untapped resource

So I spent Sunday (and Saturday but all that is a whole other blog) driving back from taking my mother home. Drive was over a day and I kept thinking "Lord I need to take up drugs."Having never done a...
Posted by Lisa on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 11:29:00 PST

What did you do all day

A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas. Playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's ...
Posted by Lisa on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 10:12:00 PST

Nine Words Women Use

Nine Words Women Use1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.2) Five minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minut...
Posted by Lisa on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 08:08:00 PST

Judgement

You are JudgementHappiness, Content, Joy.Judgment is related to the Hebrew letter Shin, which is fiery and spiritual. A break from the past, going forward.With Fire as its ruling element, Judgement is...
Posted by Lisa on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 02:14:00 PST

OW

All hair removal methods have tricked us with their promises of easy, painless removal. The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now.... The Wax!! My night began as any other normal weekday night....
Posted by Lisa on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 01:09:00 PST

Chilli cook off

CHILLI JUDGING CONTEST For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a Chilli Cook-off about the time Halloween comes ...
Posted by Lisa on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 09:49:00 PST

My Life as a Soundtrack

Your Life: The Soundtrack Opening credits: Breakaway - Kelly Clarkson Waking up: Chop Suey-System of a Down Average day: Hollow-Godsmack First date: Then He Kissed Me- The Crystals Falling in lo...
Posted by Lisa on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 10:08:00 PST

Eddie Murphy's dead on description is perfect

All women have a skeleton in the closet.All women have done something that only themand another person knows about.All women have one skeleton.Even the little, sweet, innocent ones have something that...
Posted by Lisa on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 12:49:00 PST