The Happening! |
Well, M. Night Syuck-malan has a new bearly watchable, intellect raping shitfest coming out next week.It's called The Happening and, apparently, it's about an unexplainable mass-suicide epidemic.Whate...
Posted by noahtrocity - Crippled Orphans Exploding On Impact on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 05:46:00 PST |
How To Spot Fake Death Metal |
A recent influx in false death metal has been polluting the scene lately.This quick guide will show you just how to avoid a false death metal band.Or, as the kids call it nowadays, Deathcore.1 - Does ...
Posted by noahtrocity - Crippled Orphans Exploding On Impact on Thu, 01 May 2008 08:58:00 PST |
Because Matteo Asked For It... |
My top 10 movies ...10 - Transformers9 - Transformers8 - Transformers7 - Transformers6 - Transformers5 - Transformers4 - Transformers3 - Tranaformers2 - Transformers1 - 300_endtransmission_...
Posted by noahtrocity - Crippled Orphans Exploding On Impact on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 01:47:00 PST |
Its Finally Here!! My Top 10 Albums Of 07!!! |
I know, it's damn near March.I'm busy. Kiss my ass.Anyway, here it is, that thing I do every year that less than 3 people actually read or take into account.Jerks.But, since this is my blog thing I'm ...
Posted by noahtrocity - Crippled Orphans Exploding On Impact on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 11:19:00 PST |
It’s Not Easy To Stop From Screaming, Somebody Please Tell Me That I’m Dreaming |
When Jeff told me Donnieman had commited suicide I stood there speechless for a solid minute, wishing to god I'd misheard him.It's that news that you never want to hear in the first place, yet alone f...
Posted by noahtrocity - Crippled Orphans Exploding On Impact on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 12:30:00 PST |
Reviews Of Movies That Suck That I Haven’t Seen Yet |
I don't need to watch these pieces of shit to know they suck, here's why...Across The UniverseWhat is it: A movie based in the 60's about idealistic hippie scum who want to change the world.Why It Suc...
Posted by noahtrocity - Crippled Orphans Exploding On Impact on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 07:51:00 PST |
Douchebag Of The Month |
This guy!
"But, Noah, he was just asking a question?! Fuck cops!"Well, that's a good point, fellow friend who hates cops because he's constanly getting in trouble.But the shaky camera in this...
Posted by noahtrocity - Crippled Orphans Exploding On Impact on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 10:52:00 PST |
Click Here For Awesome |
Alien Vs Predator: Requiem trailer.Holy Fucking God this looks awesome.Not that pussy ass piece of shit that came out, like, 3 years ago.The trailer alone has more gore than most movies do in full.You...
Posted by noahtrocity - Crippled Orphans Exploding On Impact on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 04:15:00 PST |
Nerd Rage - 1-18-08 |
I figure only a handfull of people who actually read my thing are going to know what I'm talking about here (and then even less will actually read this). So here's a brief explanation.1-18-08 is the r...
Posted by noahtrocity - Crippled Orphans Exploding On Impact on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 03:41:00 PST |
10 Reasons Why Pathfinder Kicked Ass |
As we all know Vikings are basically the manly, awesome, non-faggot versions of Pirates.And though the movie wasn't exactly as I initially expected I'd still rather watch some Vikings kick ass for 30 ...
Posted by noahtrocity - Crippled Orphans Exploding On Impact on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 12:46:00 PST |
