Radner

Where to start? I smell like Dead Bunnies.I hold a solid 4.5 Honors GPA at USF I have been struck by lightning twice, and now I have telekenesis. I love you, your friends, and your mom. I'll hang out with you and take you on a wild ride, so wild in fact that you'll get motion sickness and throw up all over yourself. I hate racism,the smell of poop, Bums, Bigots, Hippies, Beatnicks, Squattors,reggaeton, guys who look at me like they want to fight when I go out, like somehow they gotta defend YBOR cuz it's their territory? (not to mention i'll just block all thier punches with my face and make them look stupid). I love the simpsons, punk rock, snowboarding, and most importantly, Jake and the Leftovers ( of which i am the biggest fan and unofficial manager/tribute artist) Bobby Fisher went into hiding after I beat him in chess while playing Socom 3 online with my friends. I also hold the worlds record for shortest completion of a Rubicks Cube (4.7 sec.) The movies Superman, and The Incredible Hulk are loosely based on my memiors and biography. If you look at me for too long, you will freeze. Finally, as much as I love Tolkien, I can't help but secretly believe that the Lord Of the Rings Trilogy is just a huge metaphor for homosexual love(think about it , you will agree guarantee it!) I have also broken seventeen bones ( including fingers and toes). P.S.-- I WILL DESTROY YOU!