I'm cute, and I need a new home, because my owner doesn't like the fact that I am a badass. Now, i piss and poo anywhere I damn well please, but trust me, after I am done with you, you'll love me ;)
I have an ear infection in both of my ears, but I am an asshole and don't want anyone to be putting shit in there 'cause I am a stubborn little asshole.
If you want to give me a new place to stay, send me a message.
