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FutureHand!

What we needs is just what we wants.

About Me

Some day I'll be a real MC.
Which Trainspotting Character Are You?And aside from all that, I'm a freak for film, literature, creative writing, music, video games and philosophy of all that is so bad, kitchy, campy, awful, unharmonious and gloriously terrible that all of the squares miss the point.

My Interests

Music, literature, fine liquors, cigarettes, recreational drugs, civil war history, flan, bayonettes, sailboat etiquette, BET, disco dancing and the worship of our dark lord, Satan.

I'd like to meet:

the Cosmic Trigger.

Music:

The Clash, Wilco, Jeff Buckley, Elvis Costello, Tom Waits, Talking Heads, Pink Floyd, Oingo Boingo, XTC, Echo and the Bunnymen, Neil Young, Atmosphere, Flaming Lips, Built to Spill, The Decemberists, Andrew Bird, SCI, Murs, Spoon, Blue Scholars, Common Market, Radiohead, ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead, Frank Zappa, Primus, Neutral Milk Hotel, Depeche Mode, Tears for Fears, The Cure, Television, The Residents, The Replacements, Spoon, Stevie Wonder, Al Green, Keller Williams, New Order, Joy Division, Oysterhead, Les Claypool, Mike Patton, Fantomas, The Misfits...and on and on and on...

Movies:

EvilDead, Blade Runner, Trainspotting, Citizen Kane, Rashomon, The Third Man, Fear and Loathing, Batman, Smoke, Dead Man, Brazil, The Hobbit, Snakes on a Motherfucking Plane

Television:

ATHF, Space Ghost, The Food Network, The History Channel, Iron Chef, Bowling for Kittens. Brak Show, Sealab 2021, Chopper Dave, The Daily Show...

Books:

The Master and Margarita - Mikhail Bulgakov, Clockwork Orange - Anthony Burgess, Hell's Angels - Hunter S. Thompson, Crash - J.G. Ballard, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galxay (and complete works) - Douglas Adams, The Crystal World - J.G. Ballard, Life on the Mississippi - Mark Twain, A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court - Mark Twain, The Hobbit - J.R.R. Tolkien, Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoevsky, Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad, Great Expectations - Charles Dickens.and the absolute greaest, most influential, important, sacred, mystical, best articulated run-on sentence of a poem in the history of the English language: The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock by T.S. Elliot.

Heroes:

Slug, Batman, Bruce Campbell, Adam Steinbaugh, Purple Sam, tony, Christian Bale, Patrick Bateman, Joe Strummer, David Byrne, the mortals, Sergio Leone, Glen Danzig and Jeff Tweedy.

My Blog

Maintenance Blog

What's up, cyberspace?Now that I have my new myspace account, I can tell you all how my day was.The other day I...hey...wait a minute...FUCK!Thanks for tuning in, America.Cordially,Justin's Mane...
Posted by FutureHand! on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 01:19:00 PST

The Miracle of Christmas Blog

Ha! You thought this would be about miracles. Well, lemme tell ya' something: it'll be a miracle if I don't hang myself by New Year's Day! Happy Holidays everyone! Fuck! Also, if you're Amy Stice yo...
Posted by FutureHand! on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 10:31:00 PST

Fuck you

Seriously...I mean it. Also, I have an apartment now. I'm on my way...to saying 'fuck you' again. Fuck you.
Posted by FutureHand! on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 10:48:00 PST

Another mandatory blog...

Here I am again, Half-sober and bored and not doing the usual (drinking...much, or touching myself) so the natural next-step at the computer is to write another useless blog. Hey, I got a job. I am ...
Posted by FutureHand! on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 11:15:00 PST

big freaking surprise

And... ...I still don't have anything that I really want you to see (at least as far as words go...there are other things...) at this point. This right here is really what one could call a maintena...
Posted by FutureHand! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Blog's Maiden Voyage!

I never thought I'd fall for this masturbatory online gimmick of Blogging. You can all thank Shannon heartily for my presence here. Unless you don't like me--in which case, you should hurl insults at ...
Posted by FutureHand! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST