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Joaquin

poop is raining from the ceiling. poop!

About Me

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even if they kill me, they can never take the life of a real G

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

Tyler Durden, Jimmy Chang, & David from Santa Anna (those who have seen the video know who i'm talking about)

Music:

dave matthews band SUCKS!!! if that upsets anybody reading this then you're the problem in our country. because somebody had a differnce of opinion than you, you felt personally attacked instead of focusing on a bigger issue - why do you listen to shitty music?

Movies:

you don't make fun of handicapped people. you don't, for a couple of reasons - first of all, they have the strength of 10 men, which is the equivalent of one chimpanzee. that's why if you ever see a retarded chimpanzee, you turn & run. because that thing is a border-line superhero. but hollywood on their moral high horse, they won't write a movie about a retarded chimp. unless you count a vin diesel movie, which i do! well, if you're a vin diesel fan (in all fairness) you shouldn't be here on the internet, you should be at home coloring. that's what vin diesel fans do, they color. some of them are getting pretty good too. i have a picture of a purple elephant on my fridge, darn near flawless... width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

i fell asleep watching the country music channel the other day & i woke up racist. that's weird!!! they should put a warning on that channel. i just wanted to nap during the dixie chicks & now there's holes in my linens. that's right, if you listen to the dixie chicks you're a racist. i have a pie chart that proves it.we wonder why other countries hate us. i love that. we have a gameshow in our country called survivor. that's a game in our country. where you can win a million dollars for surviving thirty days in a place where people already live. do you realize what kind of message that sends? not a good one. "scuse me, i've been here for sixty years, can i have a piece of bread?" "hahahha, no!!! we're americans. this is a game. AHHHHHHHHH!!! we don't have our cell phones, this is hard. i don't even get any service here & i'm with singular. see they merged with at&t. i should have double the bars, but i don't. i have no bars. i hate this island of wahapui!" "wahapui? isn't that a shampoo by paul mitchell?" no it's a land. .. width="425" height="350" ..

Books:

Fight Club, Kung Fu High School, Choke, Jarhead, & Super System

Heroes:

Mr. Gregg, Special Ed, Jim Rome, & The Craig Machine