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Jess

I Love How Thou Fucks Me

About Me

"Love is giving someone the power to hurt you, but trusting them not to."Read my VisualDNA ™ Get your own VisualDNA™
Seven Deadly Sins Survey:
Wrath
Who did you last get angry with? Probably some dick wad customer
What is your weapon of choice? My legs...they're dangerous
Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? If he deserved it
How about the same sex? If she deserved it
Who was the last person who got really angry at you? I'm really not sure
What is your pet peeve? There are so many of them, we'd be here forever
Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? There are only a few people I hate and I can never forgive
Sloth
What is one thing you're suppose to do daily that you haven't? I do whatever I'm supposed to do...most of the time
What is the latest you've ever woken up? Like 4:30ish
Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? Allison
What is the last lame excuse that you made? Don't know
Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? No
How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning? None
Gluttony
What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Either Starbucks or Keva Juice
Are you a meat eater? Yes...how does that relate to gluttony?
What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? 4 drinks
Are you comfortable with your drinking and eating habits? Yup
Do you enjoy candy and sweets? Yup
Which do you prefer: sweets, salty foods or spicy foods? Sweets and salty foods
Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch"? NO! I'm not a cannibal...again what does this have to do with gluttony?
Greed
How many credit cards do you own? One credit card and one debit card
If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? Finish school and buy a house
Would you rather be rich or famous? Rich
Would you accept a boring job if it meant that you would make megabucks? Nope
Pride
What's one thing that you have done that you're most proud of? Up to now...graduating high school
What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of? Probably the above answer
What thing would you like to accomplish late in your life? Graduating college, getting married, having kids, growing old with the man I love
Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? No
Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? No
Have you ever cheated to get a better score? No
What did you do today that you're proud of? I didn't let retard customers upset me too much
Lust
How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies, family, strippers, locker rooms)? Anywhere between 10-15
How many people have seen you naked (not counting physicians, doctors, family, locker rooms, or when you were a young child)? Probably about the same, maybe 20
Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your chosen sex during a normal conversation? No
What is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice? On a guy...below the belt...*wink wink*
Have you ever had sexual encounters (including kissing/making out) with multiple persons? Yes
Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? No
Envy
What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own? Nothing...I like what I have
Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? Duncan...his room needs more personality...I'm afraid what he would do to my room though
If you could be anyone who existed in the world, who would you be? Johnny Depp's girlfriend
Have you ever been cheated on? Yes
Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Huh?
What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? Huh?
What deadly sin...
Do you do the most often? Lust
Do you do the least often? Greed
Is your favorite to act on? Lust
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Girl next door with a wild streak
You're a famous beauty - with unique look
And the people like you are cultish about it What Famous Pinup Are You?
Love by ruby mae
Your name
Your partner
You two are Soulmates
Your meeting was by Chance
He/She is your Soulmate
You are his/her Best friend
Your love will Last for all eternity
Truly Original Survey:
Would you do this?
1. Join the Military or the Mob? The Mob. I'm Italian...It only seems logical.
2. Turn a close friend in if they committed a serious offense ex. murder? Yes. No one deserves to get away with murder.
3. Make one porno if it meant never having to work again? No way. I like working too much and porn isn't my thing.
4. Cheat on your bf/gf with your biggest crush if there was no possibility that they would EVER find out? Cheating is wrong and I would never do that...again.
5. Eat spoiled food from the garbage or go hungry? Go hungry.
What if...
1. In your relationship you find out you are going to have a baby but one of you doesn't want it. Who has the right to choose? I have the right to choose. I'm the one who's going to be carrying it around for nine months. If he wants me to get rid of it he can just pack his bags and leave.
2. Your partner had to work overseas for a year, would you consider playing around? Nope.
3. You find out before having sex for the first time with your partner that they have a highly contagious STD, would you still have sex with them? It would depend on who my partner was.
4. You are in a serious accident in the middle of nowhere and your only chance of survival is to cut off your own arm, would you do it? No way. Being in shock after doing that would kill me anyways.
5. You had to kill a member of your family if it meant you would save thousands of lives, would you? No. I love my family too much to save strangers.
Yes or No
1. Have you had cyber-sex? Nope.
2. Would you masturbate in front of your partner? Maybe.
3. Would you tell your partner (who you really love) that they are bad in bed? If they sucked then yes.
4. While having sex, have you ever thought about someone else to keep you turned on? No.
5. Have you ever looked at a family member and felt sexually attracted to them? Hell no.
What do you think?
1. Gay marriage is wrong? No it's not.
2. The night of your best-friend's wedding their fiance comes on to you, should you tell your best-friend? Of course.
3. You catch one of your parents having a one-night-stand, should you tell the other parent? Duh.
4. Your partner wants to go to a "swingers" club, would you go to keep your partner happy? No. Fuck him.
5. You are about to tell your spouse that you want a divorce but they just found out that a close family member is dying, do you still tell them? I will after the funeral.
Finale!
1. Would you/Have you ever fake illness to get attention? Probably.
2. You are the first to arrive at the scene of an accident but it turns out that the person hurt is your worst enemy, do you help or walk away? Help.
3. You have a non life threatening sexual disease, would you have a one night stand without telling the person? Maybe.
4. Do you think it is important to tell the truth or spare someones feelings? Truth.
5. Do you think this survey was truly original? Sorta.
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Your Personality is Very Rare (INFP)
Your personality type is dreamy, romantic, elegant, and expressive.

Only about 5% of all people have your personality, including 6% of all women and 4% of all men
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I'd love to meet a nice, romantic man. I want someone who loves me for me and yet gives me the space needed to allow me to do so. I don't want anyone who's suicidal, depressed, jealous, clingy or obsessed with getting laid on a regular basis. Looks don't matter as long as you have the most vibrant personality. Just treat me right and we'll be okay. (If you want my definition of the perfect boyfriend just ask. I'd be happy to tell you.) What I've written is only a small portion of what I want. I will admit I'm selfish and picky. Love me or hate me. There's no in between.


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Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||| 40%
Stability |||||||||||||| 53%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 53%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 43%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 50%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 50%
Mystical |||||||||||| 50%
Artistic |||||||||||| 43%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||| 16%
Materialism |||||||||||| 50%
Narcissism |||||||||| 36%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 70%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 50%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 43%
Romantic |||||||||||| 43%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 50%
Wealth |||||| 23%
Dependency |||||||||| 36%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Sexuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Peter pan complex |||||| 23%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 50%
Histrionic |||||| 23%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 50%
Vanity |||||| 30%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Female cliche |||||| 30% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Television:


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Phoebe
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You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
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You're a Romantic Kisser
For you, kissing is all about feeling the romance
You love to kiss under the stars or by the sea
The perfect kiss involves the perfect mood
It's pretty common for kisses to sweep you off your feet What Kind of Kisser Are You?
How You Are In Love
You fall in love quickly and easily. And very often.

You give completely and unconditionally in relationships.

You need your space and privacy. You don't like to be smothered.

You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change.

You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard. How Are You In Love?

My Blog

May You Have A Guilty Conscious The Rest Of Your Life

So here's the dealio. I was heading home from school today after my Sociology class. They closed the campus early because it was like blizzarding outside. So anyways, I'm driving down Powers going a d...
Posted by Elmo on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 09:16:00 PST

What I've Done

In this farewell,There's no blood,There's no alibi.'Cause I've drawn regret,From the truth,Of a thousand lies.So let mercy come,And wash away&What I've Done.I'll face myself,To cross out what I've bec...
Posted by Elmo on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 09:46:00 PST

Angry, Disgruntled Customer Nearly Causes Concussion

So I meant to blog this last night but then Duncan called and I told him the story but forgot to blog it. So here we go. Yesterday I get to work and it's pretty dead. BLAH! Well, not even an hour afte...
Posted by Elmo on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 09:21:00 PST

Death by Garage Door...Part II

Well I realized last night after writing the first part to this blog that I completely forgot to explain my title and yes, it has meaning this time. So this is why there is a part two to "Death by Gar...
Posted by Elmo on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 12:24:00 PST

Death By Garage Door

So my week has been pretty eventful. Monday definitely was a Monday. I was schedule 9-5 but only worked until like 3 because we were so fucking slow. This entire week has been dead apparently. Today w...
Posted by Elmo on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 11:20:00 PST

It's What You Do Me

Hey there DelilahWhat's it like in New York City?I'm a thousand miles awayBut girl tonight you look so prettyYes you doTime Square can't shine as bright as youI swear it's trueHey there DelilahDon't y...
Posted by Elmo on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 09:44:00 PST

Rain Rain Go Away

Take a photograph,It'll be the last,Not a dollar or a crowd could ever keep me here,I don't have a pastI just have a chance,Not a family or honest plea remains to say,Rain rain go away,Come again anot...
Posted by Elmo on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 09:32:00 PST

Promises

*I WROTE THIS FOREVER AGO. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A BOOK BY THE TIME I WAS DONE WITH IT BUT IT NEVER HAPPENED. HERE'S WHAT I DID WRITE. ENJOY.*As I stared outside watching the storm, my heart felt lone...
Posted by Elmo on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 09:21:00 PST

Fly Over Me Evil Angel

Well, tonight has indeed been eventful. Bryan and I have gotten into yet another argument. I'm just so fucking frustrated. I don't think I can take much more of any of this. This is at least the third...
Posted by Elmo on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 12:16:00 PST

It's Amazing How Free I Feel

Well, the day has just begun and I've already had a lot of shit to do and it has all been accomplished. I got up at about 7:30 to take Chris to school. After that I went and got an oil change cuz I de...
Posted by Elmo on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 08:30:00 PST